"In conclusion, I hope you all make plenty of money to donate to your alma mater."
Institutional Loyalist Gifts
Looking for a gift that honors dedication and loyalty? Our range of products for the institutional loyalist showcases wit and charm, perfect for someone who celebrates tradition and the bonds that stand the test of time. Whether it’s for a colleague, a friend, or a family member, these items express appreciation with a creative twist, making them an ideal choice for those who value consistency and loyalty—wrapped in humor and thoughtful design.
"Who do you like in the super bowl?"
When Someone Says Biden Sucks, You Are Supposed to Have a Good Answer
"I can never go metric. 'Al's 30.48 Centimeter Hot Dogs' just doesn't sound right."
Voter impatience.
"Holidays with the family... Boss, I'm so happy to be back again! May I do some unpaid extra hours please?"
Football addict
'I want someone who'll not just take the firms line, but the hook and sinker, too.'
Ball and Chain
Replica Football Merchandise
'Books that stayed books.'
'Don't look at me like that! I know it's a banned substance, OK? But how can I compete if I'm the only one in the league not using spinach?!'
Non-metric speak your weight machine
'What do you mean foul? I had a shower this morning!'
"At least you get to wake up from your nightmares."
'Surely you could have missed one episode of Eastenders !!'
"It doesn't help matters any when he keeps muttering, 'A good captain goes down with his ship'."
You're supposed to just copy it. The Archbishop says to knock off the ad libs!
'This is an amicable split. Coach O'Neill has done a great job. We just have different ideas...'
The Republican Machine
Policemen Bill and Alf in police car.
"A paperback?! Iv'e got hundreds of books saved on this."
"How old were you before you discovered our football song wasn't the national anthem?"
'That's what I like about him, he always pays his round.'
'I just want a candidate who doesn't make me flinch.'
"Help you look for Elvis? Sorry, I'm a Louis Armstrong fan myself."
Items From the Jay Leno Fan Club
Cup of tea. You always order that. Why not try something else? Because unlike you and your entire generation, I don
Look here Watson, everybody has to retire sometime!
Reality Football
While the world's attention has be focused on Vatican city this week, devotions continue in Washington, D.C.
"I was asked to support our national football team. . . by staying at home and cheering the boys on TV."
"No, your book didn't 'lock up' on you. You actually have to turn the page."
Alliance of American Football
"They've got no talent...he sings off key...they've got no rhythm...they look like slobs...I'd say you've got a huge hit on your hands!"
Institutional Loyalist Gifts Collection
Institutional Loyalist Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs for the institutional loyalist—each one capturing humor and pride, perfect for daily inspiration and loyalty appreciation.
Institutional Loyalist Pillows
Shop pillows that celebrate loyalty with clever designs and a cozy touch, perfect to bring humor and comfort into their space.
Institutional Loyalist Prints
Find eye-catching prints that honor the loyal spirit with creative artwork—perfect for inspiring pride and loyalty in any room.
Institutional Loyalist T-Shirts
Discover witty, themed t-shirts for the institutional loyalist—ideal for showcasing dedication with humor and flair on casual days.