Imperial Loyalist Gifts

Non-metric speak your weight machine

"These aren’t the droids you’re looking for."

Now, let's not be hasty! They may look the same, but we are both duty bound to fetch our own master's ball...

"Who's a good boy? You're a good boy."

When Someone Says Biden Sucks, You Are Supposed to Have a Good Answer

Best friends without borders.

Frank and Ernie's Relationship Advice. It's not enough to just accept that relationships are two-way streets ... You must also avoid taking side trips down alleys!

Foreign Policy Puts Strain on Finances

"For goodness sake, stop this daily whining! She's just gone to work, she'll be back tonight! Get a grip!"

"I can never go metric. 'Al's 30.48 Centimeter Hot Dogs' just doesn't sound right."

Voter impatience.

Replica Football Merchandise

Anglo-Russian Trade Rivalry in China

Ball and Chain

'Books that stayed books.'

'Don't look at me like that! I know it's a banned substance, OK? But how can I compete if I'm the only one in the league not using spinach?!'

"In conclusion, I hope you all make plenty of money to donate to your alma mater."

Joseph Chamberlain Atempts to Drag Arthur Balfour down the Road to Protectionist Imperial Tariff

"Get another job? I can't! My breed can only be faithful to one master in a lifetime!"

'What do you mean foul? I had a shower this morning!'

'...and the Brewery are considering giving you a loyaly card!'

Snowman about melting snowman: 'Just once I'd like to meet someone who isn't a fair weather friend.'

"It doesn't help matters any when he keeps muttering, 'A good captain goes down with his ship'."

"Money won't make you happy. Real happiness comes from having me as your best friend."

You're supposed to just copy it. The Archbishop says to knock off the ad libs!

Welcome to the British Museum...

British Occupation of Peking-Opium Wars

'This is an amicable split. Coach O'Neill has done a great job. We just have different ideas...'

Dog checks out His Master's Website.

"A paperback?! Iv'e got hundreds of books saved on this."

'All he wants is one more chance to prove to you that he can make $750,000 a year.'

'Early evening kick-off for the Gunners, is it, Henderson?'

'I see you haven't paid me yet!'

The Republican Machine

'I just want a candidate who doesn't make me flinch.'