Imperial Loyalist Gifts

Non-metric speak your weight machine

"These aren’t the droids you’re looking for."

Now, let's not be hasty! They may look the same, but we are both duty bound to fetch our own master's ball...

"Who's a good boy? You're a good boy."

Best friends without borders.

Foreign Policy Puts Strain on Finances

"For goodness sake, stop this daily whining! She's just gone to work, she'll be back tonight! Get a grip!"

"I can never go metric. 'Al's 30.48 Centimeter Hot Dogs' just doesn't sound right."

Voter impatience.

Anglo-Russian Trade Rivalry in China

Replica Football Merchandise

Ball and Chain

'Books that stayed books.'

"In conclusion, I hope you all make plenty of money to donate to your alma mater."

'Don't look at me like that! I know it's a banned substance, OK? But how can I compete if I'm the only one in the league not using spinach?!'

Joseph Chamberlain Atempts to Drag Arthur Balfour down the Road to Protectionist Imperial Tariff

'What do you mean foul? I had a shower this morning!'

"Get another job? I can't! My breed can only be faithful to one master in a lifetime!"

'...and the Brewery are considering giving you a loyaly card!'

Snowman about melting snowman: 'Just once I'd like to meet someone who isn't a fair weather friend.'

"Money won't make you happy. Real happiness comes from having me as your best friend."

"It doesn't help matters any when he keeps muttering, 'A good captain goes down with his ship'."

Welcome to the British Museum...

British Occupation of Peking-Opium Wars

'This is an amicable split. Coach O'Neill has done a great job. We just have different ideas...'

Dog checks out His Master's Website.

The Republican Machine

'All he wants is one more chance to prove to you that he can make $750,000 a year.'

'I see you haven't paid me yet!'

"A paperback?! Iv'e got hundreds of books saved on this."

'I just want a candidate who doesn't make me flinch.'

The Panjdeh Incident, Afghanistan