Imperial System Loyalist Gifts

Are you or someone you know a proud supporter of the imperial system? Show your allegiance with clever, charming products that highlight your commitment to inches, pounds, and miles. These gifts are great for those who prefer the classic measurements over metric and love to express their loyalist pride with a touch of humor and style. Whether you’re decorating your space or looking for a fun gift, find something that resonates with your appreciation for the imperial way.

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"I can never go metric. 'Al's 30.48 Centimeter Hot Dogs' just doesn't sound right."

"I can never go metric. 'Al's 30.48 Centimeter Hot Dogs' just doesn't sound right." mockup

"I can never go metric. 'Al's 30.48 Centimeter Hot Dogs' just doesn't sound right."

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"These aren’t the droids you’re looking for."

"These aren’t the droids you’re looking for." mockup

"These aren’t the droids you’re looking for."

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USAID Octopus Wrapping Around Globe mockup

USAID Octopus Wrapping Around Globe

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Foreign Policy Puts Strain on Finances mockup

Foreign Policy Puts Strain on Finances

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Voter impatience.

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Anglo-Russian Trade Rivalry in China mockup

Anglo-Russian Trade Rivalry in China

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Replica Football Merchandise

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Ball and Chain

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'Books that stayed books.'

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"In conclusion, I hope you all make plenty of money to donate to your alma mater."

"In conclusion, I hope you all make plenty of money to donate to your alma mater." mockup

"In conclusion, I hope you all make plenty of money to donate to your alma mater."

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'Don't look at me like that! I know it's a banned substance, OK? But how can I compete if I'm the only one in the league not using spinach?!'

'Don't look at me like that! I know it's a banned substance, OK? But how can I compete if I'm the only one in the league not using spinach?!' mockup

'Don't look at me like that! I know it's a banned substance, OK? But how can I compete if I'm the only one in the league not using spinach?!'

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'What do you mean foul? I had a shower this morning!'

'What do you mean foul? I had a shower this morning!' mockup

'What do you mean foul? I had a shower this morning!'

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Afghanistan-British Disputes with Russia

Afghanistan-British Disputes with Russia mockup

Afghanistan-British Disputes with Russia

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Non-metric speak your weight machine mockup

Non-metric speak your weight machine

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France's Loan to Russia

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"It doesn't help matters any when he keeps muttering, 'A good captain goes down with his ship'."

"It doesn't help matters any when he keeps muttering, 'A good captain goes down with his ship'." mockup

"It doesn't help matters any when he keeps muttering, 'A good captain goes down with his ship'."

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'Sure, son, they're rabble -- but the rabble are an essential part of the economy.'

'Sure, son, they're rabble -- but the rabble are an essential part of the economy.' mockup

'Sure, son, they're rabble -- but the rabble are an essential part of the economy.'

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Bismarck's Criticism of Wilhelmine Imperial Policy

Bismarck's Criticism of Wilhelmine Imperial Policy mockup

Bismarck's Criticism of Wilhelmine Imperial Policy

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"Today on the Godcast, what if I told you 'commandments' were more like 'suggestments?'"

"Today on the Godcast, what if I told you 'commandments' were more like 'suggestments?'" mockup

"Today on the Godcast, what if I told you 'commandments' were more like 'suggestments?'"

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'This is an amicable split. Coach O'Neill has done a great job. We just have different ideas...'

'This is an amicable split. Coach O'Neill has done a great job. We just have different ideas...' mockup

'This is an amicable split. Coach O'Neill has done a great job. We just have different ideas...'

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"A paperback?! Iv'e got hundreds of books saved on this."

"A paperback?! Iv'e got hundreds of books saved on this." mockup

"A paperback?! Iv'e got hundreds of books saved on this."

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The Republican Machine

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'The Boer focus group at Spion Lop feels Pax Britannica is overrated, sir,'

'The Boer focus group at Spion Lop feels Pax Britannica is overrated, sir,' mockup

'The Boer focus group at Spion Lop feels Pax Britannica is overrated, sir,'

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'I just want a candidate who doesn't make me flinch.'

'I just want a candidate who doesn't make me flinch.' mockup

'I just want a candidate who doesn't make me flinch.'

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"No, your book didn't 'lock up' on you. You actually have to turn the page."

"No, your book didn't 'lock up' on you. You actually have to turn the page." mockup

"No, your book didn't 'lock up' on you. You actually have to turn the page."

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"Then, after you've starved the villagers into submission, you can bring in your interrogation team…."

"Then, after you've starved the villagers into submission, you can bring in your interrogation team…." mockup

"Then, after you've starved the villagers into submission, you can bring in your interrogation team…."

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"... To be honest, I've forgotten what it was I joined up to forget."

"... To be honest, I've forgotten what it was I joined up to forget." mockup

"... To be honest, I've forgotten what it was I joined up to forget."

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Items From the Jay Leno Fan Club

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'The Lion's Share' of Suez Canal Gives Britain the Key to India

'The Lion's Share' of Suez Canal Gives Britain the Key to India mockup

'The Lion's Share' of Suez Canal Gives Britain the Key to India

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Disraeli's Suez Canal Purchase

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Roberts defeats Cronje's Forces

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Capture of Khartoum

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Imperial System Loyalist Gifts Collection

Imperial System Loyalist Mugs

Love celebrating imperial measurements? Browse our collection of mugs that proudly display your loyalty and add a fun touch to your daily coffee routine.

Imperial System Loyalist Pillows

Bring home the humor and pride of the imperial system with our cozy pillows—ideal for your living room or bedroom decor that speaks your language.

Imperial System Loyalist Prints

Express your allegiance with our stylish imperial system prints—ideal for decorating spaces and making a statement about your measurement preferences.

Imperial System Loyalist T-Shirts

Show off your imperial system pride with our witty t-shirts—perfect for those who stand firm on traditional measurements and want to wear their loyalty.