Imperial System Loyalist Pillows

"I can never go metric. 'Al's 30.48 Centimeter Hot Dogs' just doesn't sound right."

"These aren’t the droids you’re looking for."

USAID Octopus Wrapping Around Globe

When Someone Says Biden Sucks, You Are Supposed to Have a Good Answer

Foreign Policy Puts Strain on Finances

Voter impatience.

Replica Football Merchandise

Anglo-Russian Trade Rivalry in China

Ball and Chain

'Books that stayed books.'

"In conclusion, I hope you all make plenty of money to donate to your alma mater."

'Don't look at me like that! I know it's a banned substance, OK? But how can I compete if I'm the only one in the league not using spinach?!'

'What do you mean foul? I had a shower this morning!'

Non-metric speak your weight machine

Afghanistan-British Disputes with Russia

France's Loan to Russia

"It doesn't help matters any when he keeps muttering, 'A good captain goes down with his ship'."

'Sure, son, they're rabble -- but the rabble are an essential part of the economy.'

You're supposed to just copy it. The Archbishop says to knock off the ad libs!

Bismarck's Criticism of Wilhelmine Imperial Policy

'This is an amicable split. Coach O'Neill has done a great job. We just have different ideas...'

"Today on the Godcast, what if I told you 'commandments' were more like 'suggestments?'"

'The Boer focus group at Spion Lop feels Pax Britannica is overrated, sir,'

'Early evening kick-off for the Gunners, is it, Henderson?'

"A paperback?! Iv'e got hundreds of books saved on this."

The Republican Machine

'I just want a candidate who doesn't make me flinch.'

Alliance of American Football

"Then, after you've starved the villagers into submission, you can bring in your interrogation team…."

"No, your book didn't 'lock up' on you. You actually have to turn the page."

"... To be honest, I've forgotten what it was I joined up to forget."

Items From the Jay Leno Fan Club

'The Lion's Share' of Suez Canal Gives Britain the Key to India

Disraeli's Suez Canal Purchase

Roberts defeats Cronje's Forces