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"I can't talk now, Siri. . . Alexa is right here in the room!"

"The leadership team wants a catchy acronym for a new social media app they're calling Functional Applied Relationship Tracker. Any suggestions?"

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Burger Queen: The Patriarchy is Dead.

'Let me see your portfolio of stolen ideas.'

"I can't decide. I'm having a brand identity crisis."

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'We've re-branded.'

'He's written some great slogans and some great labels, but he's never written a great coupon.'

'Your master isn't due for release until the first of the month.'

"I believe it took a team of twenty five, working six months at a cost of �250, 000 to come up with that."

"When we changed the company name, the stocks went through the roof!"

A member of a very populous consumer group attempts to go shopping...

"You sure you guys don't spike the coffee?"

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"I'm not angry, but in the future I’d prefer it if you chewed up her Sue Graftons, not my P.G. Wodehouses."

"Earth – Love the brand, hate the owners."

"I'm spending more time promoting myself than I am being myself."

'Don't worry, Alice. I won't leave you.'

"I know R&D feels that the product warrants at least two 'really'."

"Joe's cereal. NPR co-approved."

Man with dollar sign on his t-shirt.

At the printers - "Business is booming I need 6 more business cards, ASAP."

'We're losing the mid-morning market. Let's put a hamburger in a glazed donut and call it brunch.'

"I must say Jeff, there's something about your personal brand that I find refreshing."

'For my latest line, I bought clothes at Target and then changed the label,'

'Our company needs a tougher image. So from here on out we'll answer the phone with the greeting, 'what the hell do you want?!'

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"Charles has offered his personal image for us to project as our corporate image."

"Right, I think I'll call it fire, now I just need to work out how to monetise it

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Peace on Earth

"I'm supposed to be loyal, relieve stress, be 'Man's best friend'...I don't need this kind of pressure!"

"I believe in consistent branding."

Turning 'Raw Hype' Into 'Pure Hype'