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The Hemorrhoid Cream Arena

"The leadership team wants a catchy acronym for a new social media app they're calling Functional Applied Relationship Tracker. Any suggestions?"

'As our new company logo, I'm not quite sure it's sending out the right message.'

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Burger Queen: The Patriarchy is Dead.

'Let me see your portfolio of stolen ideas.'

'He's written some great slogans and some great labels, but he's never written a great coupon.'

"I believe it took a team of twenty five, working six months at a cost of �250, 000 to come up with that."

"When we changed the company name, the stocks went through the roof!"

'It's perfect, but can we see it in white?'

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"Earth – Love the brand, hate the owners."

Standard Life Aberdeen Rebrand

"I'm spending more time promoting myself than I am being myself."

Man with dollar sign on his t-shirt.

'We're losing the mid-morning market. Let's put a hamburger in a glazed donut and call it brunch.'

'The client loves your work. Cut everything except for their logo.'

Elon Musk Ditches Twitter Logo

'It's about time!'

'Our company needs a tougher image. So from here on out we'll answer the phone with the greeting, 'what the hell do you want?!'

"Right, I think I'll call it fire, now I just need to work out how to monetise it

Relay runners passing pictures to each other.

I'm going to switch you to a new medication that does more advertising.

Peace on Earth

"I believe in consistent branding."

Turning 'Raw Hype' Into 'Pure Hype'

The Bargain Brand

'It's the philosophy of the company that truth in advertising begins at home.'

Google signwriter.

"Remember, you're selling home appliances, so look more ... dishwashery."

"I've decided to redefine as a GREAT artist."

Designer Pouch

'This advertising campagn is stupid and disgusting and it appeals to peoples' most primitive instincts. I love it.'

"The board told us it helps brand us as a team."

'It's not really rsutling, it's rebranding."