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'We've re-branded.'

'He's written some great slogans and some great labels, but he's never written a great coupon.'

"It lost a little something in translation."

"I believe it took a team of twenty five, working six months at a cost of �250, 000 to come up with that."

"When we changed the company name, the stocks went through the roof!"

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"That's our new church mascot."

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"I'm spending more time promoting myself than I am being myself."

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'We're losing the mid-morning market. Let's put a hamburger in a glazed donut and call it brunch.'

"I must say Jeff, there's something about your personal brand that I find refreshing."

"Our branding lacks that certain sense of timeless gravitas. Can we have it iconosized?"

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'Our company needs a tougher image. So from here on out we'll answer the phone with the greeting, 'what the hell do you want?!'

"Didn't you get the memo? The boss said he was bringing in some experts to help with the company's rebranding."

'It's about time!'

"Charles has offered his personal image for us to project as our corporate image."

"Any ideas on how to convince the public that we're cute?"

'The client loves your work. Cut everything except for their logo.'

"Right, I think I'll call it fire, now I just need to work out how to monetise it

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