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"Not all the news is bad. Research indicates U.S. Steel would do extremely well as the name of a male fragrance."

'I wouldn't say this wine's name is long, but it's continued on the bottle next to it.'

"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."

"The leadership team wants a catchy acronym for a new social media app they're calling Functional Applied Relationship Tracker. Any suggestions?"

'How fast can you hype?'

'We want everyone to remember our name.'

'Let me see your portfolio of stolen ideas.'

US v.s. Tech Giants

'Which sounds better: 'now with MORE XZ100' or 'now with LESS XZ100'?'

'We've re-branded.'

'He's written some great slogans and some great labels, but he's never written a great coupon.'

"It lost a little something in translation."

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"I believe it took a team of twenty five, working six months at a cost of �250, 000 to come up with that."

'We have what might be a very good idea...'

"When we changed the company name, the stocks went through the roof!"

"That's our new church mascot."

"Earth – Love the brand, hate the owners."

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Bob thinks his new neighbor may be bad for business.

"What's important is that we learn from what we must never admit happened."

Creative entrepreneur at work

"I'm spending more time promoting myself than I am being myself."

'We have a P-O-P display for our new perfume. Can we move the beef jerky down a smidge?'

'Floppo' lottery rebranding

Mountain Tops Incorporated

"Sales are up 38% since the name change."

Final words on gravestones.

Advertising on the internet.

Man with dollar sign on his t-shirt.

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'The kids want a new motto: instead of 'slow but sure' they've come up with 'fast and funky'.'