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"I shop therefore I am!"

A member of a very populous consumer group attempts to go shopping...

'I'm all for belt-tightening, darling. Trouble is I can't decide which belt - Prada or Gucci?'

'Don't bother showing me your tattoo of the company logo... you're still fired.'

"Please feel free to browse."

'The $175 tee is understated glamour.'

"And THEN, and THIS is the CLEVER bit...We put our advertising logo on the front of all our clothing and make people PAY for the privilege."

'Aw, $*@#! They bought the generic brand!'

'When did you first become a Fruit-of-the-Loom guys groupie?'

"And let us acknowledge Fred's cradle to grave brand loyalty."

"Joe's cereal. NPR co-approved."

'Yessir, Ben us fly fisherman answer to a higher calling.'

"As a friend, I pray you rest in peace. As a dog, I really want to dig you up."

"I can't decide. I'm having a brand identity crisis."

'We've re-branded.'

'Your master isn't due for release until the first of the month.'

'This is your idea of hitting the local hotspots?'

"Earth – Love the brand, hate the owners."

"I'm not angry, but in the future I’d prefer it if you chewed up her Sue Graftons, not my P.G. Wodehouses."

'Don't worry, Alice. I won't leave you.'

"I know R&D feels that the product warrants at least two 'really'."

"Do you have pants in XL?"

Man with dollar sign on his t-shirt.

"I must say Jeff, there's something about your personal brand that I find refreshing."

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"I'm supposed to be loyal, relieve stress, be 'Man's best friend'...I don't need this kind of pressure!"

a new hire signing a loyalty oath

We're so pleased with your twenty years work, we've decided to offer you a two year short term contract.

"My husband's in advertising."

"Say what you will about Donald Trump, he's one helluva negotiator."

"All the way from the new home in Rye just so she can sniff our old doorman."

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"...This is the only way I can get though college!"