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"And let us acknowledge Fred's cradle to grave brand loyalty."

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'I pledge allegiance to the brands to which I'm loyal, and the products for which they stand...'

"As a friend, I pray you rest in peace. As a dog, I really want to dig you up."

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'Just a word of advice ... He's a Saints' fan.'

"I can't decide. I'm having a brand identity crisis."

"Just gotta wait 'till she wakes up."

'We've re-branded.'

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"Earth – Love the brand, hate the owners."

"You sure you guys don't spike the coffee?"

"And now, since our local teams really stink, here are scores for actual good teams around the country that you might want to root for."

"I know R&D feels that the product warrants at least two 'really'."

"Joe's cereal. NPR co-approved."

"Do you have pants in XL?"

Man with dollar sign on his t-shirt.

"I must say Jeff, there's something about your personal brand that I find refreshing."

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"Cheer up, Simon. . . I'm always here for you!"

'This is a personal insult to me and my family. Paulie, word is you regifted that horse's head I gave you last month. . .'

"I'm supposed to be loyal, relieve stress, be 'Man's best friend'...I don't need this kind of pressure!"

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"I just wonder if the brand name is too obvious."

"Say what you will about Donald Trump, he's one helluva negotiator."

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"Please feel free to browse."

"My husband's in advertising."

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"...This is the only way I can get though college!"

'Sorry, Gowp, but I'm rteplacing you as Head of Advertising.'

'Welcome home, dear. While you were away I redecorated...'