Customer Loyalty Fan Pillows

"As a friend, I pray you rest in peace. As a dog, I really want to dig you up."

"I remember him before he was getting hte winter fuel allowance."

'Not here - home!'

'Your master isn't due for release until the first of the month.'

7 can't-miss prayers to insure that your team wins.

A member of a very populous consumer group attempts to go shopping...

"You sure you guys don't spike the coffee?"

'Don't worry, Alice. I won't leave you.'

Elvis fan holding a sign reading 'NOT MY KING'.

"Joe's cereal. NPR co-approved."

"Any other reason for your disappointment with God other than your team has never won a Superbowl?"

Sunday Sermon: Does God Prefer Particular Sports Teams?

"I'm supposed to be loyal, relieve stress, be 'Man's best friend'...I don't need this kind of pressure!"

We're so pleased with your twenty years work, we've decided to offer you a two year short term contract.

a new hire signing a loyalty oath

"All the way from the new home in Rye just so she can sniff our old doorman."

"Please feel free to browse."

"No matter the weather or what's on my plate, I'm here at five. That's discipline."

"I'm sorry your team lost - perhaps you should have rooted for the other team."

'Mr. Bigmeister likes to start each meeting with the pledge of allegiance.'

'I want someone who'll not just take the firms line, but the hook and sinker, too.'

"Must that dog follow you everywhere?"

So you're wearing a bag over your head because you're ashamed of your team?' 'It's a cloaking device.'

"I'm so grateful to play for this fantastic club....a childhood dream come true!"

'Before the meeting starts let's all sing the company song.'

"Yeah you've always been loyal, so what? You're fired."

"At least you get to wake up from your nightmares."

"And THEN, and THIS is the CLEVER bit...We put our advertising logo on the front of all our clothing and make people PAY for the privilege."

"I hear you're the expert on loyalty."

"Honey, we can order the new car! Here comes our best customer again!"

'OK, Mr. Altruism, real fast, name three selling points of loyalty that don't involve food.'