Company Loyalty Pillows

'Before the meeting starts let's all sing the company song.'

I like the Jets...I guess

Others will fight for you

"As a friend, I pray you rest in peace. As a dog, I really want to dig you up."

"Just gotta wait 'till she wakes up."

"You sure you guys don't spike the coffee?"

A member of a very populous consumer group attempts to go shopping...

"And now, since our local teams really stink, here are scores for actual good teams around the country that you might want to root for."

"Who do you like in the super bowl?"

"Joe's cereal. NPR co-approved."

'This is a personal insult to me and my family. Paulie, word is you regifted that horse's head I gave you last month. . .'

"Cheer up, Simon. . . I'm always here for you!"

"I'm supposed to be loyal, relieve stress, be 'Man's best friend'...I don't need this kind of pressure!"

"No matter the weather or what's on my plate, I'm here at five. That's discipline."

"Can I interest you in our frequent flyer scheme?"

"Please feel free to browse."

"These guys stink. They're the worst team I've ever seen! What a bunch of losers!"

"I don’t know what it is, but every time the Bruins win, I love you more and more!"

"I need for you to go to bat for me again, Tim. And this time, could you do it without adjusting yourself?"

"I hate to break it to you, but you weren't his best friend."

'While we appreciate company loyalty, Larson, you should really be in the hospital.'

'I want someone who'll not just take the firms line, but the hook and sinker, too.'

"This is as far as your air miles take you."

"Wow, you've got tons of loyalty points. Someone's a good boy!"

'And how many frequent flyer miles do you have?'

"She's a little overworked but, depending on what happens next Sunday, I'll probably jump back on."

"As a reward for 25 years of faithful service, here's your new cubical...it's 8% bigger!"

"I know he is now our richest client but he is very loyal!"

The whole club stands behind the coach...

"At least you get to wake up from your nightmares."

'Uh oh, looks like he had a tough day at the office: Let's jump around to cheer him up...'