Loyal Employee Pillows

"Yes, and the fact that you've been an outstanding employee for twenty-five years is going to look great on your résumé."

'While we appreciate company loyalty, Larson, you should really be in the hospital.'

Others will fight for you

"As a friend, I pray you rest in peace. As a dog, I really want to dig you up."

"Just gotta wait 'till she wakes up."

'I find my job interesting because even after 27 years, I still don't know exactly what I'm doing here!'

"And now, since our local teams really stink, here are scores for actual good teams around the country that you might want to root for."

"Who do you like in the super bowl?"

Personal Assistants.

'This is a personal insult to me and my family. Paulie, word is you regifted that horse's head I gave you last month. . .'

"Cheer up, Simon. . . I'm always here for you!"

'Of course I'd never fire you, Nelson. You've been working here for such a long time, you've become part of the furmiture!'

"I'm supposed to be loyal, relieve stress, be 'Man's best friend'...I don't need this kind of pressure!"

'What's my secret? I never left work last night.'

"You've been a virtuous employee, Thornhill, and that is it's own reward."

"No matter the weather or what's on my plate, I'm here at five. That's discipline."

"Can I interest you in our frequent flyer scheme?"

"Holidays with the family... Boss, I'm so happy to be back again! May I do some unpaid extra hours please?"

Football addict

'I want someone who'll not just take the firms line, but the hook and sinker, too.'

'As much time and effort as he puts into this job, you'd think there was some money in it.'

'We're still crazy then ...'

"I hate to break it to you, but you weren't his best friend."

"I need for you to go to bat for me again, Tim. And this time, could you do it without adjusting yourself?"

"The Loyalty Card program has changed. Management now requires you to get a Loyalty Forehead Tattoo of the bar's logo."

'Before the meeting starts let's all sing the company song.'

"As a reward for 25 years of faithful service, here's your new cubical...it's 8% bigger!"

"At least you get to wake up from your nightmares."

"I know he is now our richest client but he is very loyal!"

'Uh oh, looks like he had a tough day at the office: Let's jump around to cheer him up...'

'-and for fifty years undying loyalty to the company...'

'That's 12 games in a row. As my best friend, it wouldn't kill you to let me win one every once in awhile.'

"Joey, Joey, Joey! It's like he's taken over this whole store! Well, I'm sick of it! This place is not about being lazy! It's about good products for good prices! It's about customer service! But does anyone car? Does anyone notice? When does hard work pa

'He was a very good dog.'

'All those years you struggled financially, I stood by you. It's my turn for a little piece of the pie.'