Dedicated Employee Pillows

'What's my secret? I never left work last night.'

'What's the point getting in on time if there's nobody to appreciate it?'

'As much time and effort as he puts into this job, you'd think there was some money in it.'

'-and for fifty years undying loyalty to the company...'

"Dave's a real workaholic. His idea of a holiday is to shift to another office for four weeks!"

"And in honor of all your hard work, we're going to permanently seal your cubicle."

"Joey, Joey, Joey! It's like he's taken over this whole store! Well, I'm sick of it! This place is not about being lazy! It's about good products for good prices! It's about customer service! But does anyone car? Does anyone notice? When does hard work pa

Thank you, Essential Workers

"Work hard, make the sacrifices and in 25 years you could be just like me!"

'Inevitably, I come to work early, leave late and alienate everyone.'

"I go that extra mile!"

I've given you 110 for ten years, like you asked. Now I'm taking that year off that I've earned!

Working 9 to 5.

'I solve so many work problems at home.'

Unconditional Loveseat

'Are you just back from work or on your way to the office?'

"I just want to go home, crawl into bed, and do some more work."

"I hate when she drags herself to work. Am I supposed to feel guilty?"

'We'd like to show you our appreciation of your many years of dedicated service to this company...But first we need to know what your name is and what it is you do around here!'

International House of Paperwork

I like you Roger:- you've got sticktoitiveness.

"Edgar isn't here. He's working out with the Dallas Cowboys."

'It's all right. I'm just a little behind.'

'He has a weak character. Notice how easily he lets his work distract him?'

"I got knocked down while jogging in heavy traffic."

"I knew there'd be pitfalls when I became a teacher, but thirty to a classroom is too many."

'While we appreciate company loyalty, Larson, you should really be in the hospital.'

"I'm really impressed with your work ethic."

"You go the extra mile for us, but in the wrong direction."

'Herbie dear, why can't you ever forget the office?!'

Republicans have me feeling reflective about capitalism, in a good way. Uh, oh. You've been with the company 20 years. I appreciate that kind of loyalty. I just want you to know that. Thanks. It also makes me realize that you have few other job options and thus are more or less subject to my whims regarding pay and benefits. Okay, pep talk over. Enjoy your day. Hang on, I could maybe possibly get a job at Coffee King!

"Michael, were you listening? Same question."

'Most loyal employee in my department.'

'Yes, she's still doing it, Dr. Christiansen....'

'Your propensity for hard work is having a negative effect on the other employees, Simpkins!'