Dedicated Professional Pillows

"I just want to go home, crawl into bed, and do some more work."

'Why do you keep a picture of your wife and kids on your desk? In case I'm tempted to take a day off.'

'Yes, she's still doing it, Dr. Christiansen....'

27 Years in the same Vocation.

"Work hard, make the sacrifices and in 25 years you could be just like me!"

Thank you, Essential Workers

'Inevitably, I come to work early, leave late and alienate everyone.'

"I go that extra mile!"

Unconditional Loveseat

'I solve so many work problems at home.'

I've given you 110 for ten years, like you asked. Now I'm taking that year off that I've earned!

'Are you just back from work or on your way to the office?'

"I hate when she drags herself to work. Am I supposed to feel guilty?"

'What's my secret? I never left work last night.'

"Edgar isn't here. He's working out with the Dallas Cowboys."

"No matter the weather or what's on my plate, I'm here at five. That's discipline."

"I see you do all your own stunts."

'He has a weak character. Notice how easily he lets his work distract him?'

"I knew there'd be pitfalls when I became a teacher, but thirty to a classroom is too many."

'While we appreciate company loyalty, Larson, you should really be in the hospital.'

"I got knocked down while jogging in heavy traffic."

'I know you've gotten attached to him, Bobby, I have too, but the man at the door is from his firm and needs him back.'

'As much time and effort as he puts into this job, you'd think there was some money in it.'

Good Cop, Bad Clown: 'Ok, ok I'll tell you what you want! Just make that creepy clown stop staring at me!'

"You go the extra mile for us, but in the wrong direction."

'Herbie dear, why can't you ever forget the office?!'

The four sides of W Amherst Faunton: Boss/husband/father/friend.

"Michael, were you listening? Same question."

"I was in the office an hour early this morning."

'-and for fifty years undying loyalty to the company...'

'Most loyal employee in my department.'

'Your propensity for hard work is having a negative effect on the other employees, Simpkins!'

'D'ya wanna wait until it thaws to see if it drops in the hole.'

'Please sir, I did give you the correct answer. But, you gave me the wrong question.'

"Joey, Joey, Joey! It's like he's taken over this whole store! Well, I'm sick of it! This place is not about being lazy! It's about good products for good prices! It's about customer service! But does anyone car? Does anyone notice? When does hard work pa