Dedicated Professional Pillows

'This is no time to be thinking about ourselves, Mathews. So, I'll see you at the meeting on Monday?'

"I just want to go home, crawl into bed, and do some more work."

'Why do you keep a picture of your wife and kids on your desk? In case I'm tempted to take a day off.'

'Yes, she's still doing it, Dr. Christiansen....'

27 Years in the same Vocation.

I like you Roger:- you've got sticktoitiveness.

"Work hard, make the sacrifices and in 25 years you could be just like me!"

Thank you, Essential Workers

'Inevitably, I come to work early, leave late and alienate everyone.'

"I go that extra mile!"

'I solve so many work problems at home.'

Unconditional Loveseat

I've given you 110 for ten years, like you asked. Now I'm taking that year off that I've earned!

'Are you just back from work or on your way to the office?'

"I hate when she drags herself to work. Am I supposed to feel guilty?"

'What's my secret? I never left work last night.'

"I see you do all your own stunts."

"No matter the weather or what's on my plate, I'm here at five. That's discipline."

"Edgar isn't here. He's working out with the Dallas Cowboys."

'He has a weak character. Notice how easily he lets his work distract him?'

"I knew there'd be pitfalls when I became a teacher, but thirty to a classroom is too many."

"I'm really impressed with your work ethic."

Good Cop, Bad Clown: 'Ok, ok I'll tell you what you want! Just make that creepy clown stop staring at me!'

'While we appreciate company loyalty, Larson, you should really be in the hospital.'

"I got knocked down while jogging in heavy traffic."

'As much time and effort as he puts into this job, you'd think there was some money in it.'

'I know you've gotten attached to him, Bobby, I have too, but the man at the door is from his firm and needs him back.'

"You go the extra mile for us, but in the wrong direction."

'Herbie dear, why can't you ever forget the office?!'

'Most loyal employee in my department.'

'-and for fifty years undying loyalty to the company...'

"I was in the office an hour early this morning."

'Your propensity for hard work is having a negative effect on the other employees, Simpkins!'

"Michael, were you listening? Same question."

The four sides of W Amherst Faunton: Boss/husband/father/friend.