Committed Professional Pillows

"I see you do all your own stunts."

Butterfly Woman

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

'You see, Brad, I'm not just a highly polished career woman.'

"I spent all day learning productivity hacks"

Busy Workload Today and Especially Tomorrow

"Work hard, make the sacrifices and in 25 years you could be just like me!"

"I love you in a suit. You look so... employed."

"Springtime in New York. Ah, to be young, in love, and probably making two hundred and seventy-five thousand a year."

"I go that extra mile!"

Cartoon about having many investors for crowd funding.

"That's actually my phone. When I answer my calls I get a little bit of a workout."

"Ms. Ray, you're getting a promotion! You're no longer my Gal Friday. You're now my Gal Saturday."

Loyalty Award

"Let me put on my 'working' head."

'I didn't get the promotion. The interviews took place in the men's room.'

Two plans - one long-term and one short-term.

Professional woman in pub

'They're a very successful family.'

"I want to work from home!"

"Working from home is a great idea, Dad. We'd just like to establish some kind of dress code."

"I hate when she drags herself to work. Am I supposed to feel guilty?"

"I'm not the ruthless guy everyone says I am, but that's my goal."

"Office of quality assurance"

Work Life Balance

'It's the boss! Everyone look mellow!'

"I just want to go home, crawl into bed, and do some more work."

"Enemies, yes, but doesn't your moat also keep out love?"

'What's my secret? I never left work last night.'

'I see you hold degrees in both medicine and law - But tell me, Henderson; do use these powers for good or for evil?'

"Appointments. Disappointments."

'I'll be late - had to think big again.'

'You US firms think that money can buy everything...but what price an you put on loyalty, integrity, how could you compensate me for losing my friends?'

"Oh, can't complain, but I do."

'Well it's about time! My belly needs scratching.'