Principled Professional Pillows

'What you're asking me to do goes against my principles. I'll have to charge extra for that.'

Butterfly Woman

"Give a sh*t" "Don't give a sh*t"

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

Others will fight for you

'You see, Brad, I'm not just a highly polished career woman.'

"I spent all day learning productivity hacks"

At first I thought it was just coincidence, but then I realized it corresponded directly to your shift.

Busy Workload Today and Especially Tomorrow

"Work hard, make the sacrifices and in 25 years you could be just like me!"

Library - Political Science section - 'What to do until the spin doctor comes'

"I love you in a suit. You look so... employed."

"So let's roll up our sleeves and show that America still builds the world's greatest advertising."

"Springtime in New York. Ah, to be young, in love, and probably making two hundred and seventy-five thousand a year."

"I was going to have my people call his people, but I’m pretty sure his people have Caller I.D."

Information...political rhetoric

You can fool some of the people all of the time - "Send in some of the people, Dorothy."

Loyalty Award

Cartoon about having many investors for crowd funding.

"Ms. Ray, you're getting a promotion! You're no longer my Gal Friday. You're now my Gal Saturday."

'I didn't get the promotion. The interviews took place in the men's room.'

"..Your analysis and medication would be perfect if you were a goat."

Two plans - one long-term and one short-term.

Professional woman in pub

'They're a very successful family.'

"I don't care what job you want, Bagshaw, for God's sake dress for the job you have!"

"I want to work from home!"

"I hear you've got quite a reputation with the girls around the office."

"Working from home is a great idea, Dad. We'd just like to establish some kind of dress code."

'The client loves your work. Cut everything except for their logo.'

'Why should I vote for a two-bit lame-brained nobody, when i could vote for a two-bit lamb-brained somebody with 'name recognition'?'

"I'm not the ruthless guy everyone says I am, but that's my goal."

"Office of quality assurance"

Work Life Balance

"I made a list of all my symptoms. Lost the list. Can't remember any of my symptoms now."