Principled Professional Gifts

'What you're asking me to do goes against my principles. I'll have to charge extra for that.'

Butterfly Woman

"Give a sh*t" "Don't give a sh*t"

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

Others will fight for you

'You see, Brad, I'm not just a highly polished career woman.'

"I spent all day learning productivity hacks"

At first I thought it was just coincidence, but then I realized it corresponded directly to your shift.

Busy Workload Today and Especially Tomorrow

"I love you in a suit. You look so... employed."

There's a crew here from 60 minutes and they're coming this way.

Library - Political Science section - 'What to do until the spin doctor comes'

"Work hard, make the sacrifices and in 25 years you could be just like me!"

"So let's roll up our sleeves and show that America still builds the world's greatest advertising."

"I was going to have my people call his people, but I’m pretty sure his people have Caller I.D."

"Springtime in New York. Ah, to be young, in love, and probably making two hundred and seventy-five thousand a year."

Information...political rhetoric

You can fool some of the people all of the time - "Send in some of the people, Dorothy."

Loyalty Award

Cartoon about having many investors for crowd funding.

"Ms. Ray, you're getting a promotion! You're no longer my Gal Friday. You're now my Gal Saturday."

'I didn't get the promotion. The interviews took place in the men's room.'

Two plans - one long-term and one short-term.

"..Your analysis and medication would be perfect if you were a goat."

"I want to work from home!"

'They're a very successful family.'

Professional woman in pub

"I don't care what job you want, Bagshaw, for God's sake dress for the job you have!"

"I hear you've got quite a reputation with the girls around the office."

"Working from home is a great idea, Dad. We'd just like to establish some kind of dress code."

Work Life Balance

"I just want to go home, crawl into bed, and do some more work."

"I'm not the ruthless guy everyone says I am, but that's my goal."

"Office of quality assurance"

'Why should I vote for a two-bit lame-brained nobody, when i could vote for a two-bit lamb-brained somebody with 'name recognition'?'