Dedicated Workers Pillows

'But I'm not ready to retire!'

Thank you, Essential Workers

"Work hard, make the sacrifices and in 25 years you could be just like me!"

"Yes, you have given 100% to this company. But, over the five years you've worked here that's only 20% a year."

'Inevitably, I come to work early, leave late and alienate everyone.'

"I go that extra mile!"

I've given you 110 for ten years, like you asked. Now I'm taking that year off that I've earned!

'I solve so many work problems at home.'

Unconditional Loveseat

'Are you just back from work or on your way to the office?'

"I just want to go home, crawl into bed, and do some more work."

"I hate when she drags herself to work. Am I supposed to feel guilty?"

'We'd like to show you our appreciation of your many years of dedicated service to this company...But first we need to know what your name is and what it is you do around here!'

'What's my secret? I never left work last night.'

"Edgar isn't here. He's working out with the Dallas Cowboys."

"No matter the weather or what's on my plate, I'm here at five. That's discipline."

I like you Roger:- you've got sticktoitiveness.

'He has a weak character. Notice how easily he lets his work distract him?'

'While we appreciate company loyalty, Larson, you should really be in the hospital.'

'As much time and effort as he puts into this job, you'd think there was some money in it.'

"I'm really impressed with your work ethic."

"I got knocked down while jogging in heavy traffic."

"You go the extra mile for us, but in the wrong direction."

'Herbie dear, why can't you ever forget the office?!'

'-and for fifty years undying loyalty to the company...'

'Your propensity for hard work is having a negative effect on the other employees, Simpkins!'

'Most loyal employee in my department.'

"Michael, were you listening? Same question."

"I was in the office an hour early this morning."

'But I thought you said this was going to be a vacation home.'

'Yes, she's still doing it, Dr. Christiansen....'

'This is no time to be thinking about ourselves, Mathews. So, I'll see you at the meeting on Monday?'

'D'ya wanna wait until it thaws to see if it drops in the hole.'

'Poor Jenkins passed on. He worked here for 42 years, he never called in sick and he always worked overtime. What an idiot.'

"I like getting to work on time. I just wish someone was here to appreciate it."