Dedicated Workers Mugs

Thank you, Essential Workers

"Yes, you have given 100% to this company. But, over the five years you've worked here that's only 20% a year."

"Work hard, make the sacrifices and in 25 years you could be just like me!"

'Inevitably, I come to work early, leave late and alienate everyone.'

"I go that extra mile!"

I've given you 110 for ten years, like you asked. Now I'm taking that year off that I've earned!

'I solve so many work problems at home.'

Unconditional Loveseat

'Are you just back from work or on your way to the office?'

"I just want to go home, crawl into bed, and do some more work."

"I hate when she drags herself to work. Am I supposed to feel guilty?"

'What's my secret? I never left work last night.'

"No matter the weather or what's on my plate, I'm here at five. That's discipline."

"Edgar isn't here. He's working out with the Dallas Cowboys."

'He has a weak character. Notice how easily he lets his work distract him?'

"I got knocked down while jogging in heavy traffic."

'As much time and effort as he puts into this job, you'd think there was some money in it.'

'While we appreciate company loyalty, Larson, you should really be in the hospital.'

"You go the extra mile for us, but in the wrong direction."

'Herbie dear, why can't you ever forget the office?!'

'-and for fifty years undying loyalty to the company...'

'Most loyal employee in my department.'

"Michael, were you listening? Same question."

'Your propensity for hard work is having a negative effect on the other employees, Simpkins!'

"I was in the office an hour early this morning."

'But I thought you said this was going to be a vacation home.'

'Yes, she's still doing it, Dr. Christiansen....'

'D'ya wanna wait until it thaws to see if it drops in the hole.'

"I like getting to work on time. I just wish someone was here to appreciate it."

"You're all work and no play. You're my kind of employee!"

'Poor Jenkins passed on. He worked here for 42 years, he never called in sick and he always worked overtime. What an idiot.'