Job Dedication Mugs

'He was always buried in his work.'

Thank you, Essential Workers

"Work hard, make the sacrifices and in 25 years you could be just like me!"

This next song goes out to the girl who stole my heart and my guitar.

Just married and Just Single and Happy.

'Sometimes it's difficult to get their feelings to the surface.'

'Inevitably, I come to work early, leave late and alienate everyone.'

"... And bless my dog, Penny, whose licks give me the strength to carry on."

'...And then, I guess our relationship got TOO meaningful.'

"I go that extra mile!"

"What I really wanted was a dog, but my landlord won't allow it. So I got married instead."

'I solve so many work problems at home.'

Unconditional Loveseat

Working 9 to 5.

I'm putting all my eggs in one basket.

"We don't have sex any more, we argue about money and you hate my mother. We should be married."

I've given you 110 for ten years, like you asked. Now I'm taking that year off that I've earned!

'Are you just back from work or on your way to the office?'

"I thought that modern communications systems were meant to be more efficient...That they would cut down on waste and duplication."

The Female Brain and The Other One

Industry and Idleness - The industrious apprentice a favourite, and entrusted by his master.

"I hate when she drags herself to work. Am I supposed to feel guilty?"

"After two years of dating, we decided it was finally time to move in together."

"I just want to go home, crawl into bed, and do some more work."

"'Best wishes'? That's it? That's all you got?!"

Frank and Ernie's Relationship Advice. It's not enough to just accept that relationships are two-way streets ... You must also avoid taking side trips down alleys!

'What's my secret? I never left work last night.'

"Will you still love me when I'm old and past it?"

International House of Paperwork

'...Love, honor, and obey, no strings attached?'

'Either you do or you don't - there isn't any 'cooling-off' period!'

'Are you serious? I thought 'For Better or for Worse' was just a comic strip.'

"When we met, Marc promised to be the wind under my wings but it turned out to be all hot air."

I like you Roger:- you've got sticktoitiveness.

"People whinge about the irrelevance and duplication of paperwork, but if the forms aren't filled out how are we supposed to know how many forms have been completed?"