Job Dedication Pillows

Thank you, Essential Workers

"Work hard, make the sacrifices and in 25 years you could be just like me!"

Just married and Just Single and Happy.

'Sometimes it's difficult to get their feelings to the surface.'

'Inevitably, I come to work early, leave late and alienate everyone.'

"... And bless my dog, Penny, whose licks give me the strength to carry on."

'...And then, I guess our relationship got TOO meaningful.'

"I go that extra mile!"

"What I really wanted was a dog, but my landlord won't allow it. So I got married instead."

I've given you 110 for ten years, like you asked. Now I'm taking that year off that I've earned!

I'm putting all my eggs in one basket.

'I solve so many work problems at home.'

Working 9 to 5.

Unconditional Loveseat

"We don't have sex any more, we argue about money and you hate my mother. We should be married."

'Are you just back from work or on your way to the office?'

"I thought that modern communications systems were meant to be more efficient...That they would cut down on waste and duplication."

The Female Brain and The Other One

Industry and Idleness - The industrious apprentice a favourite, and entrusted by his master.

"I just want to go home, crawl into bed, and do some more work."

"I hate when she drags herself to work. Am I supposed to feel guilty?"

"'Best wishes'? That's it? That's all you got?!"

"After two years of dating, we decided it was finally time to move in together."

'What's my secret? I never left work last night.'

"When we met, Marc promised to be the wind under my wings but it turned out to be all hot air."

'Are you serious? I thought 'For Better or for Worse' was just a comic strip.'

'Either you do or you don't - there isn't any 'cooling-off' period!'

International House of Paperwork

'...Love, honor, and obey, no strings attached?'

"Will you still love me when I'm old and past it?"

"Yes, a surprise engagement. Even my husband-to-be here didn't know..."

"People whinge about the irrelevance and duplication of paperwork, but if the forms aren't filled out how are we supposed to know how many forms have been completed?"