Dedication Pillows

"Dunhomin"

People who let their big dogs run around leash free and then say things like. . .

This next song goes out to the girl who stole my heart and my guitar.

Monuments

"... And bless my dog, Penny, whose licks give me the strength to carry on."

"I go that extra mile!"

'We hold these truths to be self evident, that all men are created equal, except for Hancock... who smells bad...'

"I have spirit, yes I do. I have spirit, how 'bout you?"

Industry and Idleness - The industrious apprentice a favourite, and entrusted by his master.

Man painting MOM on boat

"I hate when she drags herself to work. Am I supposed to feel guilty?"

"'Best wishes'? That's it? That's all you got?!"

Thank you to our awesome NHS staff

'Sorry. Your accident insurance doesn't cover that kind of incident.'

"When in the course of human events it becomes... Oh, blast it! Adams is just going to edit the heck out of this..."

'This next song is for all the people out there who came to hear me sing.'

Dog Statue

Sir Edmund Hillary Arriving Home To His Third Floor Apartment

"Visiting hours are over, Mrs. Glenborn."

"Say the whole prayer, none of this et cetera, et cetera..."

'Urgh!. . . That's disgusting.'

'Now that's devotion. Two broken arms and still working.'

Snowman about melting snowman: 'Just once I'd like to meet someone who isn't a fair weather friend.'

"I find it difficult to like him. He's too good at being humble."

'Congratulations Perkins! Always first arrived and last to leave. You're on your way to the top.'

"It's only because of my nine lives that I'm able to balance my career and my family."

'I understand he hasn't missed a concert in 14 years.'

'Poor Jenkins passed on. He worked here for 42 years, he never called in sick and he always worked overtime. What an idiot.'

'If you ask me, Dulin is too dedicated to this job.'

'Isn't this great? Now Winston can know we're excited to see him too!'

'Ah, Gerald, weddings are so romantic...'

'10 years of loyal service - and this is what I get?'

'That's what I like about you, Abrams, you don't let a little illness keep you off the job.'

'The show must go on!'

'Please play for 100th Anniversary the Song of Death!'