Dedication Enthusiast Pillows

'If you ask me, Dulin is too dedicated to this job.'

Thank you to our awesome NHS staff

Team Leader

'I believe in a 'carrot and stick' approach to motivation. The carrot is not to use the stick.'

'My team likes to see me spring into action.'

'Your master isn't due for release until the first of the month.'

Dedication to excellence....

Two grooms/wedding guests raise a glass.

"Believe me when I tell you that I'm not that honest."

The words 'Well done ' take seconds to say, but will be long remembered and appreciated.

The probability of an event occurring is inversely proportional to its desirability.

Tell me about it--last night I ate a whole sleeve of Communion wafers.

'Either you do or you don't - there isn't any 'cooling-off' period!'

'Don't worry, Alice. I won't leave you.'

'I need someone who is willing to make a commitment not someone who's just interested in ruffling my feathers.'

Peacock of Productivity

"We finally found a way to bottle enthusiasm."

Industry and Idleness - The industrious apprentice a favourite, and entrusted by his master.

"It's not often you see a sign that is both instructional and inspirational."

'What a bunch of control freaks!'

'And do you promise to be the one out of two marriages that does not end in divorce.'

"'Best wishes'? That's it? That's all you got?!"

I am your BIGGEST fan!

Burning love

'Next time you hear confession from that barmaid say, Tut-tut not COR.'

'I didn't know the church sold an extended warrenty on marriage?'

"I have been happily married... three times!"

"'Better or worse' and 'richer or poorer' are NOT choices."

"I'm supposed to be loyal, relieve stress, be 'Man's best friend'...I don't need this kind of pressure!"

a new hire signing a loyalty oath

Single girl in wedding dress trying to catch a bachelor.

This Saturday 10:30 Confessions of a Window Cleaner, Doctor, Nurse, Policeman, Shop Worker, Lollipop Lady, Butcher, Baker, Housewife, Schoolboy...

"Will you still love me when I'm old and past it?"

'I'll tell her all about this when she gets home.'

First Marriage