Dedication Writer Pillows

'This book is dedicated to my beautiful wife. She is highly intelligent, gifted, caring and perfect in every way. I could not live without her. She also writes my book dedications.'

Television Readers.

This next song goes out to the girl who stole my heart and my guitar.

Monuments

"... And bless my dog, Penny, whose licks give me the strength to carry on."

"I go that extra mile!"

'We hold these truths to be self evident, that all men are created equal, except for Hancock... who smells bad...'

Industry and Idleness - The industrious apprentice a favourite, and entrusted by his master.

Thank you to our awesome NHS staff

"I hate when she drags herself to work. Am I supposed to feel guilty?"

"'Best wishes'? That's it? That's all you got?!"

'I'm writing my New Year's resolutions.' - 'I resolve to finish everything that I start.'

"Dunhomin"

"When in the course of human events it becomes... Oh, blast it! Adams is just going to edit the heck out of this..."

'This next song is for all the people out there who came to hear me sing.'

Sir Edmund Hillary Arriving Home To His Third Floor Apartment

"If you're going to write I think you have to draw upon your own experience."

Dog Statue

"Say the whole prayer, none of this et cetera, et cetera..."

'Urgh!. . . That's disgusting.'

'Now that's devotion. Two broken arms and still working.'

'Honestly you could drive a 'coach and horses' through this document, there's no definition of 'weight loss', no time frame, no sanctions.'

Praying.

"I find it difficult to like him. He's too good at being humble."

"It's only because of my nine lives that I'm able to balance my career and my family."

"You only made it halfway, Barnes. We're looking for someone who is a little tougher."

'Congratulations Perkins! Always first arrived and last to leave. You're on your way to the top.'

'Poor Jenkins passed on. He worked here for 42 years, he never called in sick and he always worked overtime. What an idiot.'

'I'm confused. Is this a romance novel or a confession about how much you like boxes and warm places to nap?'

'If you ask me, Dulin is too dedicated to this job.'

"If I were you, I'd put a new hairstyle way way down your list of New Year's Resolutions."

'Ah, Gerald, weddings are so romantic...'

'10 years of loyal service - and this is what I get?'

'That's what I like about you, Abrams, you don't let a little illness keep you off the job.'

'Please play for 100th Anniversary the Song of Death!'