Dedication Writer Gifts

'This book is dedicated to my beautiful wife. She is highly intelligent, gifted, caring and perfect in every way. I could not live without her. She also writes my book dedications.'

Television Readers.

Monuments

"... And bless my dog, Penny, whose licks give me the strength to carry on."

"I go that extra mile!"

'We hold these truths to be self evident, that all men are created equal, except for Hancock... who smells bad...'

Industry and Idleness - The industrious apprentice a favourite, and entrusted by his master.

"I hate when she drags herself to work. Am I supposed to feel guilty?"

Thank you to our awesome NHS staff

"'Best wishes'? That's it? That's all you got?!"

'I'm writing my New Year's resolutions.' - 'I resolve to finish everything that I start.'

"Dunhomin"

"When in the course of human events it becomes... Oh, blast it! Adams is just going to edit the heck out of this..."

'This next song is for all the people out there who came to hear me sing.'

"If you're going to write I think you have to draw upon your own experience."

Sir Edmund Hillary Arriving Home To His Third Floor Apartment

Dog Statue

"Say the whole prayer, none of this et cetera, et cetera..."

'Urgh!. . . That's disgusting.'

'Now that's devotion. Two broken arms and still working.'

'Honestly you could drive a 'coach and horses' through this document, there's no definition of 'weight loss', no time frame, no sanctions.'

'I'm confused. Is this a romance novel or a confession about how much you like boxes and warm places to nap?'

'Poor Jenkins passed on. He worked here for 42 years, he never called in sick and he always worked overtime. What an idiot.'

"I find it difficult to like him. He's too good at being humble."

"You only made it halfway, Barnes. We're looking for someone who is a little tougher."

"It's only because of my nine lives that I'm able to balance my career and my family."

Praying.

'Congratulations Perkins! Always first arrived and last to leave. You're on your way to the top.'

"If I were you, I'd put a new hairstyle way way down your list of New Year's Resolutions."

'If you ask me, Dulin is too dedicated to this job.'

'Ah, Gerald, weddings are so romantic...'

'That's what I like about you, Abrams, you don't let a little illness keep you off the job.'

Monk with a crucifix pen.

'I'm married to my job - I just wish she was union!'