Devotion Gifts

"Say the whole prayer, none of this et cetera, et cetera..."

"... And bless my dog, Penny, whose licks give me the strength to carry on."

This next song goes out to the girl who stole my heart and my guitar.

People who let their big dogs run around leash free and then say things like. . .

'We hold these truths to be self evident, that all men are created equal, except for Hancock... who smells bad...'

'Breaking Bad' Box Set Addiction.

"I have spirit, yes I do. I have spirit, how 'bout you?"

Industry and Idleness - The industrious apprentice a favourite, and entrusted by his master.

"'Best wishes'? That's it? That's all you got?!"

Man painting MOM on boat

"I want to quit, spend more time with my family, finish grade 3....."

Church Restoration Fund.

'All of your previous employers said you are very loyal.'

"When in the course of human events it becomes... Oh, blast it! Adams is just going to edit the heck out of this..."

"Dunhomin"

'A fight has broken out between Dr. Who fans and Star Trek fans. No hurry, the likelihood of anyone getting hurt is very small.'

Sir Edmund Hillary Arriving Home To His Third Floor Apartment

Give Thanks.

'Urgh!. . . That's disgusting.'

I work too hard, I need a change, more time to spend with the children...by the way how many have we got?

'Now that's devotion. Two broken arms and still working.'

I brake for anything discarded that I can bring to the Antiques Roadshow

"She died doing what she loved."

Snowman about melting snowman: 'Just once I'd like to meet someone who isn't a fair weather friend.'

'I'm NOT a pedant.'

Mother's Day

"How many times are young going to playback that last episode of 'Friends'?"

Man turns into an angel.

'Congratulations Perkins! Always first arrived and last to leave. You're on your way to the top.'

Praying.

"I find it difficult to like him. He's too good at being humble."

"You're watching the Baseless Enthusiasm Network. Hot Damn!"

'Ah, Gerald, weddings are so romantic...'

'Isn't this great? Now Winston can know we're excited to see him too!'

'10 years of loyal service - and this is what I get?'