Devotion T-Shirts

"Say the whole prayer, none of this et cetera, et cetera..."

"... And bless my dog, Penny, whose licks give me the strength to carry on."

People who let their big dogs run around leash free and then say things like. . .

'We hold these truths to be self evident, that all men are created equal, except for Hancock... who smells bad...'

"I have spirit, yes I do. I have spirit, how 'bout you?"

Industry and Idleness - The industrious apprentice a favourite, and entrusted by his master.

Man painting MOM on boat

"I want to quit, spend more time with my family, finish grade 3....."

"'Best wishes'? That's it? That's all you got?!"

Church Restoration Fund.

'All of your previous employers said you are very loyal.'

"When in the course of human events it becomes... Oh, blast it! Adams is just going to edit the heck out of this..."

"Dunhomin"

Sir Edmund Hillary Arriving Home To His Third Floor Apartment

Give Thanks.

'Urgh!. . . That's disgusting.'

"She died doing what she loved."

'Now that's devotion. Two broken arms and still working.'

I work too hard, I need a change, more time to spend with the children...by the way how many have we got?

'I'm NOT a pedant.'

Snowman about melting snowman: 'Just once I'd like to meet someone who isn't a fair weather friend.'

'Congratulations Perkins! Always first arrived and last to leave. You're on your way to the top.'

Mother's Day

"How many times are young going to playback that last episode of 'Friends'?"

Praying.

"I find it difficult to like him. He's too good at being humble."

"You're watching the Baseless Enthusiasm Network. Hot Damn!"

'Isn't this great? Now Winston can know we're excited to see him too!'

'Ah, Gerald, weddings are so romantic...'

'That's what I like about you, Abrams, you don't let a little illness keep you off the job.'

A man desperate to keep his girlfriend