Commitment Devotee T-Shirts

'Ah, Gerald, weddings are so romantic...'

'We hold these truths to be self evident, that all men are created equal, except for Hancock... who smells bad...'

Courage. Love.

You're the olive in my martini

'The secret to my success? Even as a kid, I never accepted that annoying phrase, 'None of your business.''

'You know, I never have had a sabbatical....'

Two grooms/wedding guests raise a glass.

'Either you do or you don't - there isn't any 'cooling-off' period!'

'I need someone who is willing to make a commitment not someone who's just interested in ruffling my feathers.'

Jesus is Scourged (The Holy Bible).

Industry and Idleness - The industrious apprentice a favourite, and entrusted by his master.

'But I do have fun, I have lots of fun. I have lots of fun making lots of money.'

'And do you promise to be the one out of two marriages that does not end in divorce.'

"I have been happily married... three times!"

Jewelry Store Has Rings For Every Type of Relationship

'I didn't know the church sold an extended warrenty on marriage?'

Please Give

"'Best wishes'? That's it? That's all you got?!"

"'Better or worse' and 'richer or poorer' are NOT choices."

Church Restoration Fund.

'What a control freak!'

Single girl in wedding dress trying to catch a bachelor.

"Will you sign a legally binding contract to get the state involved if you ever decide to leave me?"

First Marriage

"Will you still love me when I'm old and past it?"

"You said it—everybody heard you."

Two men in T-shirts, one shirt says Jesus loves me, the other Jesus loves me more.

". . . and do you, John, give up your smug air of bemused detachment for the demands of marriage?"

"When in the course of human events it becomes... Oh, blast it! Adams is just going to edit the heck out of this..."

"And if you look to the right you'll see what happens if you disrupt my class."