Commitment Devotee Pillows

'Ah, Gerald, weddings are so romantic...'

'You just don't know when to give up, do you?'

This next song goes out to the girl who stole my heart and my guitar.

'We hold these truths to be self evident, that all men are created equal, except for Hancock... who smells bad...'

Courage. Love.

It's about self-control. "'No Thyself".

You're the olive in my martini

Two grooms/wedding guests raise a glass.

'You know, I never have had a sabbatical....'

'The secret to my success? Even as a kid, I never accepted that annoying phrase, 'None of your business.''

'Either you do or you don't - there isn't any 'cooling-off' period!'

Industry and Idleness - The industrious apprentice a favourite, and entrusted by his master.

Jesus is Scourged (The Holy Bible).

'I need someone who is willing to make a commitment not someone who's just interested in ruffling my feathers.'

'But I do have fun, I have lots of fun. I have lots of fun making lots of money.'

Chris Froome

'And do you promise to be the one out of two marriages that does not end in divorce.'

"'Best wishes'? That's it? That's all you got?!"

Jewelry Store Has Rings For Every Type of Relationship

'I didn't know the church sold an extended warrenty on marriage?'

Please Give

"I have been happily married... three times!"

"'Better or worse' and 'richer or poorer' are NOT choices."

'What a control freak!'

Church Restoration Fund.

Single girl in wedding dress trying to catch a bachelor.

". . . and do you, John, give up your smug air of bemused detachment for the demands of marriage?"

"Will you sign a legally binding contract to get the state involved if you ever decide to leave me?"

"Will you still love me when I'm old and past it?"

"When in the course of human events it becomes... Oh, blast it! Adams is just going to edit the heck out of this..."

"You said it—everybody heard you."

'In just six hours you will be simultaneously cured of your fear of snakes, heights, small spaces and commitment.'

What fear of commitment? Frank (heart) Lisa. W.T. Loves J.S. George + Gracie. O.H. Loves S.L. Lucy (heart) Ricky.

First Marriage

Two men in T-shirts, one shirt says Jesus loves me, the other Jesus loves me more.