Devoted Believer Pillows

"You say I can move mountains? Right now,it's all I can do to turn over a new leaf!"

'We hold these truths to be self evident, that all men are created equal, except for Hancock... who smells bad...'

Christian and Born again Christian...

Caption Contest TK

Jesus is Scourged (The Holy Bible).

Industry and Idleness - The industrious apprentice a favourite, and entrusted by his master.

"'Best wishes'? That's it? That's all you got?!"

'Great sermon, Reverend! Too bad my husband couldn't stay awake to hear it.'

I am your BIGGEST fan!

Church Restoration Fund.

"When in the course of human events it becomes... Oh, blast it! Adams is just going to edit the heck out of this..."

Sir Edmund Hillary Arriving Home To His Third Floor Apartment

'I've got the inside track ... But the Devil uses the big freeway.'

Give Thanks.

"Ten commandments and the periodic table – all we have to know."

Rudy Giuliani's shrine

"Oh, no, silly man - there's no such place as Hades...there is, however, a place where you spend the rest of eternity listening to politics."

'Now that's devotion. Two broken arms and still working.'

Guardian Angels and Operations

Zeal.

"I find it difficult to like him. He's too good at being humble."

'Congratulations Perkins! Always first arrived and last to leave. You're on your way to the top.'

St. Gregory Church - We will not be undersaved.

'Ah, Gerald, weddings are so romantic...'

"It's true - we totally have the best religion!"

'What do you mean 'don't expect miracles'? Why shouldn't I expect miracles?'

New Pope.

'That's what I like about you, Abrams, you don't let a little illness keep you off the job.'

Jesus Falls Under the Cross (The Holy Bible).

Clancy: Exception to the rule

A man desperate to keep his girlfriend

NFL is jerk to fans