Devoted Disciple Pillows

Monks don't get paid much, but there's a lot of 'upward mobility'.

"Ten commandments and the periodic table – all we have to know."

Zeal.

Jesus is Scourged (The Holy Bible).

God Send Me a Sign

"I only call people within my denomination brother or sister." (two Christian talking about their denomination)

"Boss, couldn't you do something about the corona virus?"

'Just ask yourself -- Are you better off now than you were two thousand years ago?'

This next song goes out to the girl who stole my heart and my guitar.

'We hold these truths to be self evident, that all men are created equal, except for Hancock... who smells bad...'

It's about self-control. "'No Thyself".

'You know, I never have had a sabbatical....'

Industry and Idleness - The industrious apprentice a favourite, and entrusted by his master.

I am your BIGGEST fan!

"'Best wishes'? That's it? That's all you got?!"

'Frank's last request was that he be cremated and that I never give up his season tickets.'

'Great sermon, Reverend! Too bad my husband couldn't stay awake to hear it.'

'What a control freak!'

Church Restoration Fund.

Spiritual Lives Matter

Two men in T-shirts, one shirt says Jesus loves me, the other Jesus loves me more.

"When in the course of human events it becomes... Oh, blast it! Adams is just going to edit the heck out of this..."

"And if you look to the right you'll see what happens if you disrupt my class."

'You know, sometimes I find it pretty hard to imagine these will be the ‘good old days.''

"I try to get a head start on them."

"Visiting hours are over, Mrs. Glenborn."

Sir Edmund Hillary Arriving Home To His Third Floor Apartment

Give Thanks.

Man to lady: 'Prisons are overcrowded, so we're seeing more sentences of timeout instead.'

'Hey, the Preacher is talking about you Dad.'

'Now that's devotion. Two broken arms and still working.'

Snowman about melting snowman: 'Just once I'd like to meet someone who isn't a fair weather friend.'

I work from home now. Cheers, J.C.

'Boys will be boys, but principals will also be principals!'

Adam and Eve: If not satisfied with products for any reason, please expel them from paradise.