Devout Believer Pillows

St. Gregory Church - We will not be undersaved.

'Just ask yourself -- Are you better off now than you were two thousand years ago?'

Stock market Bull & Bear financial whirlwind.

Christian and Born again Christian...

Spiritual Lives Matter

'The dog doesn't like fishing so I'm taking the cat.'

'The Bear' pub, changed to 'The Bull.'

"You don't have to worry about using up your minutes."

'Oh, oh! They're going to give it to us with both barrels!'

'I've got the inside track ... But the Devil uses the big freeway.'

'My God - there's two of 'em!'

The Confessional: a bored priest listens to a confession.

'That's all for tonight, God. Stay tuned.'

"Ten commandments and the periodic table – all we have to know."

'Jesus? Jesus who?'

'I am reluctant to offer plastic surgery at this time, Miss Caterpillar: Why don't you let Nature take its course?'

Guardian Angels and Operations

'As your Guardian Angel, I want you to know that death is not anything to worry about.'

"All of my manifestations are currently busy however your prayer is important to me so please..."

Man turns into an angel.

"I believe in you!"

"You're definitely descended from the apes. I'm descended from Adam and Eve."

Reference and Economic Reference.

"I'm chasing success the old fashioned way. By hoping for a miracle."

"It's true - we totally have the best religion!"

'What do you mean 'don't expect miracles'? Why shouldn't I expect miracles?'

Five year time...

'Those stretching exercises you have been practicing are really working!'

New Pope.

Clancy: Exception to the rule

Jesus Falls Under the Cross (The Holy Bible).

Jeb Bush is a Devout Catholic

"What? Didn't you know faith could move mountains?"

"It's possible I suppose, but not before the strong have stripped it of everything worth having of course!"

'I see they're still trying to clone a bull market.'