Devout Believer Mugs

St. Gregory Church - We will not be undersaved.

'Just ask yourself -- Are you better off now than you were two thousand years ago?'

Stock market Bull & Bear financial whirlwind.

Christian and Born again Christian...

'The Bear' pub, changed to 'The Bull.'

'The dog doesn't like fishing so I'm taking the cat.'

The Confessional: a bored priest listens to a confession.

"You don't have to worry about using up your minutes."

'Oh, oh! They're going to give it to us with both barrels!'

'My God - there's two of 'em!'

'I've got the inside track ... But the Devil uses the big freeway.'

'That's all for tonight, God. Stay tuned.'

"Ten commandments and the periodic table – all we have to know."

'Jesus? Jesus who?'

'I am reluctant to offer plastic surgery at this time, Miss Caterpillar: Why don't you let Nature take its course?'

Guardian Angels and Operations

'As your Guardian Angel, I want you to know that death is not anything to worry about.'

"I believe in you!"

"All of my manifestations are currently busy however your prayer is important to me so please..."

"You're definitely descended from the apes. I'm descended from Adam and Eve."

"I'm chasing success the old fashioned way. By hoping for a miracle."

Reference and Economic Reference.

"It's true - we totally have the best religion!"

Five year time...

'Those stretching exercises you have been practicing are really working!'

'What do you mean 'don't expect miracles'? Why shouldn't I expect miracles?'

New Pope.

Clancy: Exception to the rule

Jesus Falls Under the Cross (The Holy Bible).

"It's possible I suppose, but not before the strong have stripped it of everything worth having of course!"

'I see they're still trying to clone a bull market.'

"Do you really believe, Gerald?"