Devout Believers Mugs

New Pope.

"Hue More Church Candlelight mass 7:00pm - 8:00pm"

'Just ask yourself -- Are you better off now than you were two thousand years ago?'

"I forsee you will have a better chance of winning the lottery than growing your testicles back."

Stock market Bull & Bear financial whirlwind.

Li'l Bill meets destiny.

"You say I can move mountains? Right now,it's all I can do to turn over a new leaf!"

Caption Contest TK

Christian and Born again Christian...

'What's most depressing is the realization that everything we believe will be disproved in a few years.'

'I believe there's an unseen hand behind everything we do.'

'No, your stock didn't split. The fact it's worth half of what it was yesterday is just an amazing coincidence.'

'The Bear' pub, changed to 'The Bull.'

'I've got the inside track ... But the Devil uses the big freeway.'

'My God - there's two of 'em!'

'Oh, oh! They're going to give it to us with both barrels!'

'I am reluctant to offer plastic surgery at this time, Miss Caterpillar: Why don't you let Nature take its course?'

'Jesus? Jesus who?'

"You'll meet a handsome young man who will marry your best friend."

"Ten commandments and the periodic table – all we have to know."

"To find out if God exists let's ask an expert."

Guardian Angels and Operations

"All of my manifestations are currently busy however your prayer is important to me so please..."

Praying.

Colin was always looking for new ways to communicate complex financial products.

Reference and Economic Reference.

St. Gregory Church - We will not be undersaved.

"It's true - we totally have the best religion!"

'What do you mean 'don't expect miracles'? Why shouldn't I expect miracles?'

'Those stretching exercises you have been practicing are really working!'

'All I did was tell him his bonds were backed by the full faith and credit of the U.S. government.'

Jesus Falls Under the Cross (The Holy Bible).

'And these are my five little trilobites - all boys, all petrol-heads. One day their dreams will come true.'

"Actually Bob was going to quit his apartment above the trampolinists' training room, but then he met Wilma..."