Devoted Believer Gifts

Man turns into an angel.

This next song goes out to the girl who stole my heart and my guitar.

'We hold these truths to be self evident, that all men are created equal, except for Hancock... who smells bad...'

"You say I can move mountains? Right now,it's all I can do to turn over a new leaf!"

Christian and Born again Christian...

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Industry and Idleness - The industrious apprentice a favourite, and entrusted by his master.

Jesus is Scourged (The Holy Bible).

'Great sermon, Reverend! Too bad my husband couldn't stay awake to hear it.'

I am your BIGGEST fan!

"'Best wishes'? That's it? That's all you got?!"

Church Restoration Fund.

"When in the course of human events it becomes... Oh, blast it! Adams is just going to edit the heck out of this..."

'I've got the inside track ... But the Devil uses the big freeway.'

Sir Edmund Hillary Arriving Home To His Third Floor Apartment

Give Thanks.

'Now that's devotion. Two broken arms and still working.'

"Ten commandments and the periodic table – all we have to know."

Rudy Giuliani's shrine

"Oh, no, silly man - there's no such place as Hades...there is, however, a place where you spend the rest of eternity listening to politics."

Guardian Angels and Operations

Zeal.

Adam and Eve: If not satisfied with products for any reason, please expel them from paradise.

"I find it difficult to like him. He's too good at being humble."

'Congratulations Perkins! Always first arrived and last to leave. You're on your way to the top.'

St. Gregory Church - We will not be undersaved.

'Ah, Gerald, weddings are so romantic...'

"It's true - we totally have the best religion!"

'What do you mean 'don't expect miracles'? Why shouldn't I expect miracles?'

'10 years of loyal service - and this is what I get?'

New Pope.

'That's what I like about you, Abrams, you don't let a little illness keep you off the job.'

A man desperate to keep his girlfriend

Jesus Falls Under the Cross (The Holy Bible).

Clancy: Exception to the rule