Writing Devotee Gifts

Television Readers.

"You're going to hate yourself."

Thomas Hardy

"Where are you guys going?" "We’re out of here!" "It’s October 28th!" "The new team are running late. We need you to stay until February 2025!" "But I’m tired!!" "How do we know they won’t bail on us again?"

'I'll blurb you if you'll blurb me.'

'I can hold a match to his notebook.'

You're the olive in my martini

Industry and Idleness - The industrious apprentice a favourite, and entrusted by his master.

Dip Pen

Mark Twain and Charles Dickens make a joint appearance on the lecture circuit

“The two spaces after a period were a dead giveaway.”

'Your proposal sounds interesting. Can you send me a written proposal? I cannot reread a phone call.'

Dog writes a review: 'A sublime book, I devoured it in one sitting ...'

"Would you mind taking a look at this collection of my poems? Your opinion would mean a lot."

"'Best wishes'? That's it? That's all you got?!"

"The narrative seems contrived."

Welcome to ARE YOU ALL RIGHT? Theatre

'Oh man, he just nailed that triple entendre... that all but guarantees him a medal.'

One book... One book... One book...

"I can write, but I can't draw."

"Writing that book was a real strain."

"Oprah is definite, Barnes and Noble is giving you front windows, and Norman Mailer has agreed to a feud."

A dead business executive is lowered into the grave with his desk

Sir Edmund Hillary Arriving Home To His Third Floor Apartment

"My one regret is that I didn't spend more quality time with my office."

"I hope they read the fine print that the audiobook is to be voiced by Morgan Freeman."

'How would you like a fairy tale wedding before I eat you?'

Tell the author your idea for a book at 3 pm.

"I just hope you had to labor as hard to write it as I did to finish it."

Flying Pen

Desk sale

Snowman outside library.

A man looks through books in a section of a bookstore labeled "Plagiarism".