Writing Devotee Gifts

Television Readers.

Mike (The Situation) is rumored to have written the original manuscript for his best-selling memoir entirely out of bronzer.

"You're going to hate yourself."

'Which wine goes best with 'the old man and the sea'?'

This next song goes out to the girl who stole my heart and my guitar.

Thomas Hardy

"Where are you guys going?" "We’re out of here!" "It’s October 28th!" "The new team are running late. We need you to stay until February 2025!" "But I’m tired!!" "How do we know they won’t bail on us again?"

'I'll blurb you if you'll blurb me.'

'I can hold a match to his notebook.'

You're the olive in my martini

“The two spaces after a period were a dead giveaway.”

Industry and Idleness - The industrious apprentice a favourite, and entrusted by his master.

Dip Pen

Mark Twain and Charles Dickens make a joint appearance on the lecture circuit

'Your proposal sounds interesting. Can you send me a written proposal? I cannot reread a phone call.'

Dog writes a review: 'A sublime book, I devoured it in one sitting ...'

"Would you mind taking a look at this collection of my poems? Your opinion would mean a lot."

"'Best wishes'? That's it? That's all you got?!"

"The narrative seems contrived."

Welcome to ARE YOU ALL RIGHT? Theatre

'Oh man, he just nailed that triple entendre... that all but guarantees him a medal.'

"Oprah is definite, Barnes and Noble is giving you front windows, and Norman Mailer has agreed to a feud."

"I can write, but I can't draw."

One book... One book... One book...

"Writing that book was a real strain."

A dead business executive is lowered into the grave with his desk

Sir Edmund Hillary Arriving Home To His Third Floor Apartment

"My one regret is that I didn't spend more quality time with my office."

"I hope they read the fine print that the audiobook is to be voiced by Morgan Freeman."

Tell the author your idea for a book at 3 pm.

'How would you like a fairy tale wedding before I eat you?'

Flying Pen

"I just hope you had to labor as hard to write it as I did to finish it."

A man looks through books in a section of a bookstore labeled "Plagiarism".

Snowman outside library.