Book Devotee Gifts

Deluxe Leather-bound Bill Collector's Edition

"1984 by George Orwell. Project 2025. Presidential transition project."

Mike (The Situation) is rumored to have written the original manuscript for his best-selling memoir entirely out of bronzer.

'The history of Glue. It's impossible to put down.'

My Bookshelf Before the Internet

Library sections; Fiction, non-fiction and do-it-yourself.

"Do you see yourself becoming a movie in five years?"

"You're going to hate yourself."

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

First Novels.

Victor Hugo

"Meet the author"

Reading my Critics

"Pssst! Do you have anything on American history?"

"I finally found a use for that old home repair book..."

Television Readers.

"And do you, Deborah Tannen, think they know what they're talking about?"

Second hand furniture.

Two books: 'The Joy of Cooking' next to 'The Joy of Dieting'.

Gen-Next Library

"Have you read any of Shakespeare's plays?"

The First Draft. . . Moby Duck.

"I'm in a catch-23 situation."

Don Quixote

Wishing Well, Wishing Good.

"I try to write a little bit every day."

Great works I plan to complete during the lockdown.

Screen Time vs Book Time

Do it yourself books.

'Which wine goes best with 'the old man and the sea'?'

'As a famous writer, could you do something to help jumpstart my career?'

Charles Darwin Book Signing.

Congratulations! All that cramming paid off.

Thomas Hardy

"Hurry up with that dictionary!"