Classic Literature Devotee Gifts

Tolstoys R Us

"You're going to hate yourself."

"So, what brings you in today, Mr. Brooks? High anxiety again?"

Tut and Carmen.

Victor Hugo

Captain Ahab searched for a vaccine.

"For the last time stupid, you're tin man, you are not by any leap of the imagination, anything like Iron Man!"

"Like I could date a guy from Notre Dame."

"You do realize I'm going to have to bill you for ten?"

Papageno from The Magic Flute

Shakespeare does stand-up comedy in the round.

"Well, what did you expect? They were both missing vital organs."

"Now Playing: One of those Jane Austen movies."

'I used to commute. Now I transform.'

The Little Search Engine Who Could: 'I think I can...I think I can...'

Out To Lurch

It's Dostoevsky. It's Melville. It's Flaubert. But it doesn't dance.

The Demise of Tinkerbell

Voice coming from wooden horse: 'Quiet Fanshaw! If this hostile take-over bid is going to work we've got to get right inside the boardroom.'

"The Hound of the Baskervilles, Watson--I took him walkies!"

Joan Hickson

'Stuck on a desert island, in the middle of the ocean, with only a palm tree for company, it's a bloody joke.'

Iliadette.

Multi-Generational Books

Igor hesitated - "You give me that silly old brain, and i'll give you these magic beans!"

Dickens & Tolstoy Walk into a Bar: " . . . so, to make a short story long . . . "

Robocop and Juliet.

'Don't worry, you're safe. I started my diet today.'

Goodnight Moon for the Misbegotten

Scarpia from Tosca

Men: Hating chick flicks since 1623.

Hamlet's struggle with online shopping addiction. To eBay or not to eBay.

'There's no art to the mind's construction on Facebook, Macbeth.'

Don Quixote is Caged (Don Quixote).

"The low-res JPEG of Dorian Gray"