Career Dedication Appreciator Pillows

'Such work commitment has to be rewarded: The ticket is free Sir...'

"I go that extra mile!"

'My hot-shot assistant was named as one of the top 10 to watch."

'I solve so many work problems at home.'

"What other skills do you obtain other than being able to answer interview questions?"

"It's amazing to think he started out in the lobby."

Thank you to our awesome NHS staff

'Is that the extent of your work experience, court ordered community service?'

"I hate when she drags herself to work. Am I supposed to feel guilty?"

You've Got Mail

'The negotiations were really tough this year...but the good news is that we managed to hang on to ALL the extra work!'

'Introducing one of our top salesmen despite his old age. . .'

Soldier, Statesman, Travel Agent

Remember I said, think outside the box.

'Since you were late to work so often, we should have given the watch when you started 43 years ago.'

"The most affectionate creature in the world is a wet dog." - Ambrose Bierce

'We believe in seeing ability, not disability. In your case, we see neither.'

Dog following it's master out of a windows.

'I've received celebrity status!'

'Believe me, you don't know how lucky you are to be able to work at home.'

"It's only because of my nine lives that I'm able to balance my career and my family."

"Your performance fell short on several points. For instance, I notice that you didn't come in to work... ever."

Great coachees recognise great coaches.

'Poor Jenkins passed on. He worked here for 42 years, he never called in sick and he always worked overtime. What an idiot.'

Will Work for Ever

Quasimodo Zit.

'If you ask me, Dulin is too dedicated to this job.'

"Rex, I've always admired your loyalty to the firm."

"I didn't want the family business but ten years ago, on take your child to work day, my father wouldn't let me go home again."

'Let's face it - it's far too late for you to become what you might have been...'

'I'm married to my job - I just wish she was union!'

(Attack Dog) (It's about character stupid!)