Career Dedication Appreciator T-Shirts

'Such work commitment has to be rewarded: The ticket is free Sir...'

"I go that extra mile!"

'I solve so many work problems at home.'

'My hot-shot assistant was named as one of the top 10 to watch."

"What other skills do you obtain other than being able to answer interview questions?"

"It's amazing to think he started out in the lobby."

Thank you to our awesome NHS staff

"I hate when she drags herself to work. Am I supposed to feel guilty?"

'Is that the extent of your work experience, court ordered community service?'

You've Got Mail

'The negotiations were really tough this year...but the good news is that we managed to hang on to ALL the extra work!'

Soldier, Statesman, Travel Agent

'Introducing one of our top salesmen despite his old age. . .'

Remember I said, think outside the box.

'Since you were late to work so often, we should have given the watch when you started 43 years ago.'

Sue Perkins

'We believe in seeing ability, not disability. In your case, we see neither.'

'I've received celebrity status!'

Dog following it's master out of a windows.

"The most affectionate creature in the world is a wet dog." - Ambrose Bierce

'Believe me, you don't know how lucky you are to be able to work at home.'

'Poor Jenkins passed on. He worked here for 42 years, he never called in sick and he always worked overtime. What an idiot.'

"It's only because of my nine lives that I'm able to balance my career and my family."

"Well, what do you know, my coach remembered my birthday!"

Great coachees recognise great coaches.

"Your performance fell short on several points. For instance, I notice that you didn't come in to work... ever."

'If you ask me, Dulin is too dedicated to this job.'

Will Work for Ever

Quasimodo Zit.

"I didn't want the family business but ten years ago, on take your child to work day, my father wouldn't let me go home again."

"That's my new au pair, Mr. Cochran, formerly with A.T.&T."

"Rex, I've always admired your loyalty to the firm."

Notable noses Vol. 83.

(Attack Dog) (It's about character stupid!)

'Let's face it - it's far too late for you to become what you might have been...'