Career Appreciation T-Shirts

'Believe me, you don't know how lucky you are to be able to work at home.'

Policewoman

"Oh, yes, and there's plenty of opportunity for advancement."

'I'll make my final decision on that promotion of yours, after this game.'

37 years in the same position.

"I'm sorry, Ms. Cole is busy balancing family and career. Can I take a message and have her call you back?"

'Had I known Hell was going to be exactly like work, I probably wouldn''t have spent as much time there.'

"I wasn't the smartest guy in the room, but I was the loudest."

'Great news this quarter! Losses are up in smoke, profits are high, and we're seeing lots of green!'

Doris K. Elston: Brain Surgeon, Professional Model, Artist, Lawyer....Plus Mother of Four.

"Pay more attention to me? I'm sorry, dear, but Mommy needs you to be more specific."

'Go right in -- he's expecting you.'

'I can't believe I didn't get that promotion. So many people have passed me by I feel like a road sign on the highway to success.'

'It wasn't long before Larry realized his calling as a lawyer whisperer...'

"Dave, could you hold on a sec while I take care of some personal business?"

I've been working 20 hours a day. Well, that leaves you four hours to get to work.

"I'm telling you, she's the best in her field."

"Listen Herb, once you become the boss and decide who gets a raise, then you can have a raise."

"In addition to 'loyalty' are there any OTHER qualities you think you could bring to the job?"

Mark Zuckerberg

"Sure, I'm a successful working bee, but sometimes, I wish I could have a family..."

"And finally, I’d like to thank all those people I stepped on and used to get here. I couldn’t have done it without your submissive insecurity and relentless resignation."

'Yes, we do have an incentive scheme.We call it 'continued employment'.'

Maybe it's now time to review our customer care strategy!"

'Sorry, I can't give you a raise. However, I can offer you a splendid opportunity to share the profits.'

'I'm looking for a workaholic who feels the great job he does is compensation enough.'

"....how many kids have we got now?"

Never tell the boss "You can count on me" during inventory.

'It could have been worse...she might have chosen banking.'

''A desk job.' That's what they called it at the interview.' 'Same here.' 'SHH!'

"Why, if it isn't Henshaw caught in the Overtime Warp again."

"The good news is we've used up all our bad ideas."

'Remember, my door is always open Higgins, just be careful of the trap door.'

Working 9 to 5.

If you really need permanent staff for IMMEDIATE cover then we could pull out all the stops and get someone by next October.