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'Let's face it - it's far too late for you to become what you might have been...'

Sometimes he just stood back and admired the breathtaking scenery of his life.

Fenton G. Gonklemeyer, Computer Scientist - Booted Up 1928 and Crashed 2009.

"I don't want any old ones, I want my own back..."

Demon family vacations - Kid covering other's horns.

"Don't you sometimes worry that if they do give us our stuff back we'll lose some of the sense of grievance that's so crucial to our cultural identity?"

Baby car seat for a Native American.

'Whoever wants my job must lift the sword from the stone.'

Soldier, Statesman, Travel Agent

'Anything good on tonight?'

'Bloomin rare breeds.'

"Look, you asked me what my favorite book was and it just happens to be A Farewell to Arms."

"Good night, Al. We still haven't found it."

Most dog-like dog.

Life is just four letters...

The Wellington Statue.

'Believe me, you don't know how lucky you are to be able to work at home.'

An awkward moment during the coronation...

Maradona memorial.

'I'm very proud of what he achieved during his life.'

'When the poor dear retired, he found that he missed his little cubicle,'

The singular joy of living with a person who routinely glimpses the miraculous in the mundane.

Trilby - 'Ah, poor Mamma! she was ever so much prettier than that!'

"Students, for Hispanic heritage month, I've ordered tasty pork tamales for everyone!"

'Dang vandals.'

Chadwick Boseman

'He helps keep me focused on what matters most.'

There's no cure for birth and death, so you may as well enjoy the interval!

'Oh, you are such a BABY! Just how bad can a little paper cut be?'

"Being an accountant gives him that extra aura of danger."

In memory of the memorial that stood here.