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'Let's face it - it's far too late for you to become what you might have been...'

Sometimes he just stood back and admired the breathtaking scenery of his life.

Fenton G. Gonklemeyer, Computer Scientist - Booted Up 1928 and Crashed 2009.

"I don't want any old ones, I want my own back..."

This will really mess with their minds someday.

"Don't you sometimes worry that if they do give us our stuff back we'll lose some of the sense of grievance that's so crucial to our cultural identity?"

Demon family vacations - Kid covering other's horns.

'Whoever wants my job must lift the sword from the stone.'

Soldier, Statesman, Travel Agent

Baby car seat for a Native American.

'Anything good on tonight?'

"Look, you asked me what my favorite book was and it just happens to be A Farewell to Arms."

Most dog-like dog.

"Good night, Al. We still haven't found it."

'Bloomin rare breeds.'

The Wellington Statue.

Life is just four letters...

'Believe me, you don't know how lucky you are to be able to work at home.'

'I'm very proud of what he achieved during his life.'

"At the 2008 Olympics, Henry Cejudo became the youngest American to win a wrestling gold medal. His mother taught him that desire can trump despair. And then she taught him how to escape her chicken-wing armlock."

Saint Peter's self-serve kiosks.

An awkward moment during the coronation...

Maradona memorial.

'When the poor dear retired, he found that he missed his little cubicle,'

The singular joy of living with a person who routinely glimpses the miraculous in the mundane.

'He helps keep me focused on what matters most.'

Trilby - 'Ah, poor Mamma! she was ever so much prettier than that!'

"Students, for Hispanic heritage month, I've ordered tasty pork tamales for everyone!"

'Dang vandals.'

Chadwick Boseman

"Oh no! Set decorator and special effects wizard Emilio Ruiz del Rio, who worked on 'Dr. Zhivago,' 'Lawrence of Arabia' and 'Pan's Labyrinth' has died!"

"That's my new au pair, Mr. Cochran, formerly with A.T.&T."

There's no cure for birth and death, so you may as well enjoy the interval!

'Oh, you are such a BABY! Just how bad can a little paper cut be?'

"Being an accountant gives him that extra aura of danger."