Dedicated Employee Sympathizer Pillows

'Inevitably, I come to work early, leave late and alienate everyone.'

"Why, if it isn't Henshaw caught in the Overtime Warp again."

I've given you 110 for ten years, like you asked. Now I'm taking that year off that I've earned!

'Are you just back from work or on your way to the office?'

'I don't want this job. I worked all my life and retired. I like being retired.'

The Reindeer Strike

"Ha! Today we informed the boss about our rights!"

Wildcats Strike.

'You're overworked and underpaid. That's what gives you job security.'

'What's my secret? I never left work last night.'

Working one day a year doesn't pay the bills

'He has a weak character. Notice how easily he lets his work distract him?'

"Too much caffeine for Mr. Hopper"

'As much time and effort as he puts into this job, you'd think there was some money in it.'

'While we appreciate company loyalty, Larson, you should really be in the hospital.'

"You go the extra mile for us, but in the wrong direction."

'Herbie dear, why can't you ever forget the office?!'

'Most loyal employee in my department.'

'Your propensity for hard work is having a negative effect on the other employees, Simpkins!'

"I was in the office an hour early this morning."

'-and for fifty years undying loyalty to the company...'

"I like getting to work on time. I just wish someone was here to appreciate it."

"You're all work and no play. You're my kind of employee!"

"Joey, Joey, Joey! It's like he's taken over this whole store! Well, I'm sick of it! This place is not about being lazy! It's about good products for good prices! It's about customer service! But does anyone car? Does anyone notice? When does hard work pa

"This test wasn't fair! No way it's an accurate measure of what I know!"

'Yours is an inspiring tale of struggle, self-sacrifice and company loyalty. I suppose my question is, so what?'

'And finally before I can permit you to shop in this store, have you ever raised your voice to a member of staff on any prvious occasion ?'

Frankenstein "Damn it! Not another ethic origin questionaire"

People at airport look at information board showing strike action and union membership cancelled.

Malfunction at the boy-band factory.

"Anything in there about when the hair stylists' strike will end?"

"Dave's a real workaholic. His idea of a holiday is to shift to another office for four weeks!"