Dedicated Employee Sympathizer Pillows

'We'd like to show you our appreciation of your many years of dedicated service to this company...But first we need to know what your name is and what it is you do around here!'

'Inevitably, I come to work early, leave late and alienate everyone.'

"Why, if it isn't Henshaw caught in the Overtime Warp again."

I've given you 110 for ten years, like you asked. Now I'm taking that year off that I've earned!

'Are you just back from work or on your way to the office?'

'I don't want this job. I worked all my life and retired. I like being retired.'

'You're overworked and underpaid. That's what gives you job security.'

Wildcats Strike.

The Reindeer Strike

"Ha! Today we informed the boss about our rights!"

'What's my secret? I never left work last night.'

Working one day a year doesn't pay the bills

'He has a weak character. Notice how easily he lets his work distract him?'

'As much time and effort as he puts into this job, you'd think there was some money in it.'

"Too much caffeine for Mr. Hopper"

"I'm really impressed with your work ethic."

'While we appreciate company loyalty, Larson, you should really be in the hospital.'

"You go the extra mile for us, but in the wrong direction."

'Herbie dear, why can't you ever forget the office?!'

'Most loyal employee in my department.'

Republicans have me feeling reflective about capitalism, in a good way. Uh, oh. You've been with the company 20 years. I appreciate that kind of loyalty. I just want you to know that. Thanks. It also makes me realize that you have few other job options and thus are more or less subject to my whims regarding pay and benefits. Okay, pep talk over. Enjoy your day. Hang on, I could maybe possibly get a job at Coffee King!

"I was in the office an hour early this morning."

'-and for fifty years undying loyalty to the company...'

'Your propensity for hard work is having a negative effect on the other employees, Simpkins!'

"If any of you guys out there have lost your jobs, need some help and are struggling to cope, call me. I can't do anything, but it makes me feel better about my own shitty life."

"Joey, Joey, Joey! It's like he's taken over this whole store! Well, I'm sick of it! This place is not about being lazy! It's about good products for good prices! It's about customer service! But does anyone car? Does anyone notice? When does hard work pa

"This test wasn't fair! No way it's an accurate measure of what I know!"

"You're all work and no play. You're my kind of employee!"

"I like getting to work on time. I just wish someone was here to appreciate it."

'Yours is an inspiring tale of struggle, self-sacrifice and company loyalty. I suppose my question is, so what?'

'And finally before I can permit you to shop in this store, have you ever raised your voice to a member of staff on any prvious occasion ?'

Frankenstein "Damn it! Not another ethic origin questionaire"

Malfunction at the boy-band factory.

People at airport look at information board showing strike action and union membership cancelled.

"Dave's a real workaholic. His idea of a holiday is to shift to another office for four weeks!"