Overworked Soul Sympathizer Pillows

'I don't want this job. I worked all my life and retired. I like being retired.'

"I'd like a week off without any business related e-mail on my home computer."

Back to work...

'She finally made employee of the month but she paid the ultimate price.'

Death Boss

'My poor darling! Did your boss put you under pressure again?'

"That will be the gold standard by which all other naps are judged."

"I'm putting you in charge of this project because you're already miserable."

Man running from desk: 'I can't seem to get away from my work lately.'

"We're a bit understaffed today, could you be 6 people?"

'Listen, Santa. Either you repay what you owe, or we reposses Rudolph!'

"I hope it wasn't too much of a problem covering for me..."

"There are 168 hours in as week and I work 184."

Working one day a year doesn't pay the bills

"Congratulations, dear, you're the sickest looking one on the whole floor."

'Word has it that you have an ulcer, Tomkins. Nice going! You'll find an extra 20 bucks in your paycheck.'

Working Vacation.

No need for you to read this. You seem to have got it to a fine art.

Hour Glass

'Shhhhh...He's preparing for the holiday season.'

'That's great, Bob, but I was just going to ask if you wanted anything from the deli next door.'

'I worked my butt off again.'

He can't come to the phone now. He's busy recharging his computer, his cell phone, himself...

"I got an unpaid intern to help me."

"Mrs. Santa Claus wants a divorce, the elves in my workshop is on strike, the reindeer just hate me and global warming makes my place in the North Pole melt!"

"Who wants to talk to Santa? Anyone? Hello?"

Outward bound/Homeward bound.

"Here's a list of errands to do for me when you take your personal day tomorrow."

"We're shorthanded - open your own!"

"Why am I flicking channels? Every channel's the sloth channel."

"You no longer have any excuses for not getting your work done. I hired someone to take your lunch and bathroom breaks for you."