Overworked Survivor Pillows

'That's great, Bob, but I was just going to ask if you wanted anything from the deli next door.'

"We're a bit understaffed today, could you be 6 people?"

"I'd like a week off without any business related e-mail on my home computer."

IN box...OUT is wastepaper basket on fire.

'I clawed my way to the top and then I clawed my way back to the middle.'

'Sorry, suffering from burnout return in a week.'

Another day at work would be one too many...

"They've hiked up our targets again...I'm going to have to put in some overtime to have any chance of meeting them!"

Back to work...

'Wake me up when he doesn't use a buzzword.'

"I feel your pain."

"We offer a generous flex time policy - you can work your 90 hours per week any way you'd like."

'Your main goal in this job is getting out alive.'

A man is in an office, behind him is a glass box containing a glass and a bottle, there is a sign saying 'in case of emergency'

"Wow - you say you're a workaholic, but your office says it's time for your vacation!"

"We should have taken the cubicles."

"You're doing great, only thirty-one more years to go."

"I think that might have been one deadline too many for Tim!"

"Everyone seek higher ground! The paperwork is rising to a dangerous level."

'You can't fire me! -- This is a right-to-work state!'

What Do Doctors Dream About?

Office Weather

"I may be incompetent. But, if you fire me there'll be no one who knows less about this company than you."

'She finally made employee of the month but she paid the ultimate price.'

Get Well Soon and Hurry Back to the Office. . . Before Sharks Eat Your Job

Getting through the week.

Twisted Peel works overtime.

"Granberry, you're about to suffer a near-death experience!"

"Miss Jones! Clear my schedule until I get this sorted out!"

'Chin up, Simpson, it's for the good of the firm.'

"When everyone's an 800 pound gorilla, nobody's an 800 pound gorilla.".

"If you're not on the brink of despair you're part of the problem"

'The trouble with success is that the formula is the same for a nervous breakdown.'

Exhausted employee

"I don't understand, having a pulmonary embolism isn't on his to do list!"