Overworked Survivor Gifts

'That's great, Bob, but I was just going to ask if you wanted anything from the deli next door.'

"We're a bit understaffed today, could you be 6 people?"

"I'd like a week off without any business related e-mail on my home computer."

IN box...OUT is wastepaper basket on fire.

'Do you remember when our time away from the office was our time...'

'Sorry, suffering from burnout return in a week.'

'I clawed my way to the top and then I clawed my way back to the middle.'

Another day at work would be one too many...

"They've hiked up our targets again...I'm going to have to put in some overtime to have any chance of meeting them!"

Back to work...

'Wake me up when he doesn't use a buzzword.'

"I feel your pain."

'Your main goal in this job is getting out alive.'

"We offer a generous flex time policy - you can work your 90 hours per week any way you'd like."

A man is in an office, behind him is a glass box containing a glass and a bottle, there is a sign saying 'in case of emergency'

"We should have taken the cubicles."

"Wow - you say you're a workaholic, but your office says it's time for your vacation!"

"You're doing great, only thirty-one more years to go."

"I think that might have been one deadline too many for Tim!"

'You can't fire me! -- This is a right-to-work state!'

"Everyone seek higher ground! The paperwork is rising to a dangerous level."

What Do Doctors Dream About?

Office Weather

I feel better than ever physically but I'm totally obsolete at work. In life 60 is the new 40. In the workplace 40 is the new 60.

"I may be incompetent. But, if you fire me there'll be no one who knows less about this company than you."

Get Well Soon and Hurry Back to the Office. . . Before Sharks Eat Your Job

'She finally made employee of the month but she paid the ultimate price.'

Getting through the week.

'All right, Hargreaves, you've made your point clear.'

"Granberry, you're about to suffer a near-death experience!"

"Miss Jones! Clear my schedule until I get this sorted out!"

"If you're not on the brink of despair you're part of the problem"

'Chin up, Simpson, it's for the good of the firm.'

Twisted Peel works overtime.

"When everyone's an 800 pound gorilla, nobody's an 800 pound gorilla.".