Overworked Soul Pillows

"Must you work overtime? Haven't you made enough mistakes for one day?"

"I got an unpaid intern to help me."

"I hope it wasn't too much of a problem covering for me..."

Smokers

"We're shorthanded - open your own!"

He can't come to the phone now. He's busy recharging his computer, his cell phone, himself...

'Well those 122 hospital visits weren't in vain...we've identified the cause of your fatigue as stress related to a little leisure time!'

'My poor darling! Did your boss put you under pressure again?'

"Here's a list of errands to do for me when you take your personal day tomorrow."

Workaholics Anonymous: Gone to Lunch - Get a Life for the Next 3/4 Hours

Death Boss

"I'm putting you in charge of this project because you're already miserable."

IN box...OUT is wastepaper basket on fire.

'I'll be late for dinner, dear, I'm up to my neck in paperwork.'

"I'd like a week off without any business related e-mail on my home computer."

Back to work...

'Can you do more work then is humanly possible?'

"Yes, I saw the obituary. So, is that why you weren't in yesterday?"

'Don't worry about the company's pension plan. The way we work you, you'll be lucky to live that long!'

Stressed employee says to colleague: 'I think I'm on top of the situation and I hope I'm in the loop, but I can't seem to get ahead of the curve.'

"Look, I'm dying. Gotta go."

Workaholic's Hoilday Appartment

'What do you mean...You feel uncomfortable asking for time off?'

'She finally made employee of the month but she paid the ultimate price.'

What Do Doctors Dream About?

Twisted Peel works overtime.

'I don't want this job. I worked all my life and retired. I like being retired.'

"That will be the gold standard by which all other naps are judged."

Man running from desk: 'I can't seem to get away from my work lately.'

"We're a bit understaffed today, could you be 6 people?"

"And this is another economic indicator."

"This is all I have time for now, dear...the knight slays the dragon and marries the princess. For more detail go to www.fairytale.net."

"There are 168 hours in as week and I work 184."

"Dunhomin"

"Oops! My mistake, that was your projected trial load for this year, not this month."