Overworked Soul Sympathizer Gifts

'I don't want this job. I worked all my life and retired. I like being retired.'

'Do you remember when our time away from the office was our time...'

"I'd like a week off without any business related e-mail on my home computer."

Back to work...

'She finally made employee of the month but she paid the ultimate price.'

'My poor darling! Did your boss put you under pressure again?'

Death Boss

Man running from desk: 'I can't seem to get away from my work lately.'

"I'm putting you in charge of this project because you're already miserable."

"That will be the gold standard by which all other naps are judged."

"We're a bit understaffed today, could you be 6 people?"

'We'd like to show you our appreciation of your many years of dedicated service to this company...But first we need to know what your name is and what it is you do around here!'

'Listen, Santa. Either you repay what you owe, or we reposses Rudolph!'

"I hope it wasn't too much of a problem covering for me..."

Working one day a year doesn't pay the bills

"There are 168 hours in as week and I work 184."

'Word has it that you have an ulcer, Tomkins. Nice going! You'll find an extra 20 bucks in your paycheck.'

Working Vacation.

No need for you to read this. You seem to have got it to a fine art.

"Let me take that for you."

"Congratulations, dear, you're the sickest looking one on the whole floor."

Hour Glass

'Shhhhh...He's preparing for the holiday season.'

'That's great, Bob, but I was just going to ask if you wanted anything from the deli next door.'

'I worked my butt off again.'

He can't come to the phone now. He's busy recharging his computer, his cell phone, himself...

"I got an unpaid intern to help me."

"What I want for Christmas is to have the day off and watch 'Miracle on 34th Street'."

"Mrs. Santa Claus wants a divorce, the elves in my workshop is on strike, the reindeer just hate me and global warming makes my place in the North Pole melt!"

Outward bound/Homeward bound.

"Here's a list of errands to do for me when you take your personal day tomorrow."

"We're shorthanded - open your own!"

"Who wants to talk to Santa? Anyone? Hello?"

"Why am I flicking channels? Every channel's the sloth channel."

"You no longer have any excuses for not getting your work done. I hired someone to take your lunch and bathroom breaks for you."