Gig Worker Sympathizer Gifts

Working one day a year doesn't pay the bills

"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."

The theory that ‘Time is Relative' came to the professor during a Decelerated Math Class.

"I didn't come all this way to do work."

"This next song is just a song. Try not to read anything into it."

"I enjoy the one day of the school year...that I didn't forget to do my homework."

'I don't want this job. I worked all my life and retired. I like being retired.'

Rock On

The Reindeer Strike

"I needed a gig to tide me over between baby booms."

Fuzz - Fuzzy says 'let me hear you say yeah!'

Wildcats Strike.

'Just remember lads, when the drummer misses a beat we all miss a beat.'

Fuzz - Max expresses pain.

"You do understand that I can only offer you a zero hour contract?"

"Won't your boss miss you?"

"The season finale of the world is near."

Under zealous: ZZZZZZ!

"Everyone's waiting to have babies, so I had to pick up a side gig."

"I'm lookin' for a couple of fast guns who ain't afraid to lay down their life. There's no pay, but it'll be a great way to get your name out there."

"Hey! Your phone isn't turned on."

'This is the last goodwill tour I do!'

"If you look carefully through this beaker of oil everything looks so much better..."

"Stop doggin' it!"

"What did you think we do after the holidays?"

"Here's a little song I wrote at my parents home while they screamed at me to move out and get a real job or at least go back for a year of community college."

Frankenstein "Damn it! Not another ethic origin questionaire"

People at airport look at information board showing strike action and union membership cancelled.

Malfunction at the boy-band factory.

'I know but I have to consider him irreplaceable until I figure out what he does around here.'

'You wanted to see me when I woke up?'