Gig Worker Sympathizer Gifts

Working one day a year doesn't pay the bills

"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."

"I didn't come all this way to do work."

The theory that ‘Time is Relative' came to the professor during a Decelerated Math Class.

"This next song is just a song. Try not to read anything into it."

"I enjoy the one day of the school year...that I didn't forget to do my homework."

'I don't want this job. I worked all my life and retired. I like being retired.'

Rock On

Wildcats Strike.

Fuzz - Fuzzy says 'let me hear you say yeah!'

The Reindeer Strike

"I needed a gig to tide me over between baby booms."

'We'd like to show you our appreciation of your many years of dedicated service to this company...But first we need to know what your name is and what it is you do around here!'

'Just remember lads, when the drummer misses a beat we all miss a beat.'

Temp Employment Agency. Ah, I see that you have a short attention span.

Fuzz - Max expresses pain.

Under zealous: ZZZZZZ!

"Won't your boss miss you?"

"You do understand that I can only offer you a zero hour contract?"

"The season finale of the world is near."

"Everyone's waiting to have babies, so I had to pick up a side gig."

"Hey! Your phone isn't turned on."

"I'm lookin' for a couple of fast guns who ain't afraid to lay down their life. There's no pay, but it'll be a great way to get your name out there."

'This is the last goodwill tour I do!'

"If any of you guys out there have lost your jobs, need some help and are struggling to cope, call me. I can't do anything, but it makes me feel better about my own shitty life."

"If you look carefully through this beaker of oil everything looks so much better..."

"Stop doggin' it!"

"Here's a little song I wrote at my parents home while they screamed at me to move out and get a real job or at least go back for a year of community college."

"What did you think we do after the holidays?"

Falling Rock

Isn't It Exciting?

People at airport look at information board showing strike action and union membership cancelled.

Frankenstein "Damn it! Not another ethic origin questionaire"

Malfunction at the boy-band factory.

'You wanted to see me when I woke up?'